I'm the bloke who inspired the original ride (at least, that's what Simon told me once upon a friendly time). I'm the bloke who lost his CTC card but saw how important it was as you had already given polite reminders to others on your list, so retrieved my number, but was waiting to see if the ride was oversubscribed before sending it. I'm the bloke who first offered to swing round to escort a cyclist unfamiliar with London, though it was out of my way, because doing stuff like that is in the spirit of FNRttC. I'm the bloke who narrowly missed out on an
Academy Award.
Now I'm the bloke who may indeed come up to London for a merry spin – the
Velosolo Club doesn't do "stay at home" – but wouldn't dream of gatecrashing your ride; I imagine you have bouncers who would put Ray Winstone to shame.
The origins of the Toughometer