Lonely Hearts Ad

[simon.r]

This is a real advert which appeared in the Nottingham Post a few weeks ago:

I wonder if he got many responses?

 

[Globalti]

Loaded with own teeth? Maybe he's looking for a crocodile.

 

[fossala]

Been searching the lonely hearts? Need a hug?

 

[BigonaBianchi]

Hey...I got hundreds of replies...interviewing starts next week...

 

[BigonaBianchi]

Hmmm....what a difference a , can make.

 

[Nihal]

 

[bof]

You jest, but may years ago, pre-mobiles, I was walking past the phone booths at Victoria Station, near the tube entrance, when I overheard a woman on a call saying "I'll wear my teeth next time darling".