Looks like it's "Deviant Week"

[Cubist]

"The anxious man, aged about 40, gave hospital staff no explanation about how the pipe got stuck after he turned up on Tuesday morning."

http://news.aol.co.uk/uk-news/man-with-genitals-in-pipe-cut/article/2010010708404435307121

Angle grinder?

 

[4F]

Naked plumbing ?

 

[Globalti]

My Dad was a doctor and he used to tell me about an X ray he'd seen of a bloke with a jam jar stuck in his rectum.

 

[ASC1951]

My Dad was a doctor and he used to tell me about an X ray he'd seen ....

A friend of mine was a radiographer at LGI for a while and these patients were referred to as Tabloids. It appears that hoovering, cooking, DIY and even gardening in the nude are far more common than we realise and the people who do it are particularly unsteady on their feet.

 

[philipbh]

What he did with the screwdriver would make you wince too

 

[graham56]

I was in an A&E assessing a psychiatric patient, there was much commotion, sniggering and bemusement at a chap in another cubicle. He had wound a spiral kettle flex down his old fella while *ahem* aroused. He then became distinctly unaroused, and couldn't 'unwind' the flex back up his old fella He needed a lot more assessment than the patient I was seeing

The original flexible friend

 

[Sam Kennedy]

What the heck goes through peoples minds when they try and do stuff like this!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!one

 

[661-Pete]

Did I not once post the story of the clarinettist and his little 'escapade'? (this was - to be euphemistic - a 'tradesmen's entrance' incident, in case you're wondering). The story refers to neighbours being alerted by strange 'honking' sounds coming from his flat. The story does not relate that the unfortunate man was lead woodwind at the Berlin Phil., but I'd love if it that bit of detail were true...

I can't find a link, sorry (sure I didn't have google on 'safe' ). It was some years ago.