I believe our American cousin was joking. Some of them even understand sarcasm lol.
You also forgot to mention the rich cultural history of Seville which predates modern North America, if not the native Americans
Yes, I enjoyed being in Seville. While visiting, there was, what appeared to be, a religious festival. People were dressed up in rather fine clothes, many women wearing a dark green velvet dress. The guys wore something not too far off from what the KKK might wear and it got me wondering if they were feeling the heat like I was.
I loved the cobbled roads, the stream running alongside, the old bridge, the food. The kids were a little bored so I couldn't explore as much as I would have liked to.
Saw a few nice bikes there too, some Orbea road and mountain bikes.
Weather was lovely but hot if you didn't stay on the shaded side of the streets and some guy on a scooter who saw we were tourists offered to show us the car park (the satnav was still talking to us in Spanish at that point).
Edit: that last part about the scooter rider should have read,
"The scooter rider asked us if wanted a car park then wanted us to follow him. When he took us to the desired location, he asked for money. First starting off at 10 Euros and eventually going to 20 euros, and all the change I had."