Low flying military aircraft

[welsh dragon]

Oi! That's sexist. Why can't the guys have a go??

I have a purple handbag he can use. Me on the other hand, I have a gun... a real one.

 

[stephec]

Oi! That's sexist. Why can't the guys have a go??

Ladies was just a turn of phrase and not gender specific.

 

[stephec]

I have a purple handbag he can use. Me on the other hand, I have a gun... a real one.

I've heard you like big weapons.

 

[Cow Pie]

Oooh!! Get her

 

[welsh dragon]

I play dirty gentlemen

 

[Cow Pie]

I have a purple handbag he can use. Me on the other hand, I have a gun... a real one.

PURPLE!!! No thanks.
That would be a fashion faux pas with my RAF blues or camo wear
And I bet I have a bigger gun

 

[welsh dragon]

PURPLE!!! No thanks.
That would be a fashion faux pas with my RAF blues or camo wear
And I bet I have a bigger gun

I won't argue with that. I have a couple of air rifles.

 

[Cow Pie]

I won't argue with that. I have a couple of air rifles.

Oh. In that case you win. I was bluffing. I only have a spud gun and a water pistol.

 

[stephec]

I play dirty gentlemen

I've heard that as well.

 

[welsh dragon]

If we don't get back on thread, there will be hell to pay.

 

[Cow Pie]

Yeah I live nowhere near her and I've heard that too. Common knowledge around these parts

 

[welsh dragon]

Okay. Cow pie. Have you ever flown the Mach loop?

 

[Cow Pie]

Okay. Cow pie. Have you ever flown the Mach loop?

Flown it... yes but I was merely a passenger and it was the dog danglies.
When I left one of my old squadrons as a thank you and a handshake we sometimes get back seaters as a perk.
Jockey takes us up, puts on some speed, throws the jet around and we get to watch some scenery flash by.
Followed by some vomit on occasion

 

[welsh dragon]

Flown it... yes but I was merely a passenger and it was the dog danglies.
When I left one of my old squadrons as a thank you and a handshake we sometimes get back seaters as a perk.
Jockey takes us up, puts on some speed, throws the jet around and we get to watch some scenery flash by.
Followed by some vomit on occasion

That doesn't surprise me at all. The vomit bit. They come through here looking like they are going to hit the tops of the hills, then suddenly bank and away they go

 

[Cow Pie]

That doesn't surprise me at all. The vomit bit. They come through here looking like they are going to hit the tops of the hills, then suddenly bank and away they go

We took off from Norfolk as a two ship. Went vertically straight up to pull some G and made the G pants inflate making me immediately wanna pee myself.
Did some dog fighting, follow me aerobatics then both crossed the UK over to south/mid Wales and travelled North through the valleys from Machynlleth up to Dolgellau.
We were close to sucking fumes by then and climbed to height and gave the engines some blat and landed back in Norfolk about 10 minutes later.
Never once felt sick while we were flying but as soon as I put my feet on the ground after climbing down the ladders, huge smile on my face, all the blood left my brain and I went very pale and light headed for about an hour afterwards.
That was my first trip up but was amazed how fast they accelerated and stopped. Biggest surprise was just how smooth the whole flight was. Like laying on a bed of feathers.