lunch time liasons

[Maz]

I used to ride through a wooded track and car park and almost every Friday the same VW Polo was there in the car park, suspension squeeking, windows steamed up.

A polite ring of my bell and I was on my way....!

Probably not the only bell being wrung.

 

[RedRider]

When I was a kid, me and my mate turned off some country lane and went 'scrambling' down a path beside a field of barley or something. We cycled upon a couple having sex in the middle of the track. Too narrow to turn we diverted into the field, just missing the beast with two backs, and back onto the path. As we went past, I swear to God, the bloke looked up and said; 'Oi, mind my grains!'

 

[M1ke]

When I was a kid, me and my mate turned off some country lane and went 'scrambling' down a path beside a field of barley or something. We cycled upon a couple having sex in the middle of the track. Too narrow to turn we diverted into the field, just missing the beast with two backs, and back onto the path. As we went past, I swear to God, the bloke looked up and said; 'Oi, mind my grains!'

Your first introduction to Dogging?

 

[mustang1]

A few months ago I was cycling slowly past a car park. I looked over at a car and a woman in the passenger seat beckoned me over. I got scared and carried on but then turned back...

The woman was giggling. Her and her boyfriend had just finished their business and she sled me to meet her there the following weekend.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

A few months ago I was cycling slowly past a car park. I looked over at a car and a woman in the passenger seat beckoned me over. I got scared and carried on but then turned back...

The woman was giggling. Her and her boyfriend had just finished their business and she sled me to meet her there the following weekend.

Did you go?

 

[Aperitif]

Is that like a chicken being choked?

To ring a chicken bell, you pullet.

 

[smokeysmoo]

There's a carpark just off the Broxton Roundabout, (A41 Whitchurch Road) in Cheshire that is disturbingly active at lunchtimes during the week, it's enough to put you off your butty

There's a cracking chuck wagon there as well, but on the odd occasion I have parked there, (only to eat my dinner thank you @Fnaar ), I have been sure to leave sausage off my menu

Anyhoo, it appears these sites have their own SITE, Broxton is 4th on this list.

 

[mark st1]

Dont want to know how you know of this site @smokeysmoo

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

To ring a chicken bell, you pullet.

If any of those sites are near a bird watching site then you might just see a Woodcock, Pullit and Swallow!

 

[swansonj]

The car park back of Asda?

Complete with freshly topical reference to Russell Brand, but when I saw them a year ago he was less in the limelight and she'd changed the last line to something else.

 

[mark st1]

To ring a chicken bell, you pullet.

Do you always have to be so fowl.

 

[biggs682]

Do you always have to be so fowl.

dont chickens gobell

 

[Andrew_Culture]

there is a shaggers lane that has become much less popular as the cycling boom has taken off and more people use the adjacent Manchester Velodrome now

One would think these folk would be in violation of the strict track rules.

 

[mustang1]

Did you go?

I chickened out.

 

[vernon]

I hate spelling pendants but...

You spelled pendants very well. What's not to like?