I really fancied Delia some years ago.TheDoctor said:Could be worse. We could be talking about Delia.
Chuffy said:I really fancied Delia some years ago.
She seemed so prim that she just had to be really, really filthy underneath that chaste exterior.
I had visions of her rolling around on a floured table, skirts up round her ears and cackling 'come on boys, I'll take the lot of you'.
Then I saw the liver spots on her hands and realised that she was the same age as my mother.
Let's ave yer!TheDoctor said:Oh Chuffy.
Chuffy, Chuffy, Chuffy...*shakes head*
I'm never going to get that mental image out of my head now. Delia getting rogered senseless on a floured table. For 15 minutes at Gas mark 5, till golden brown. *shudders*
*goes to scrub mind with Domestos*
Snort!TheDoctor said:Annabel Chong?
Is she the one who set a world record for imitating a bucket of wallpaper paste? I think I remember seeing that on late night Channel 4, or Eurotrash, or something like that
Beginning to think this thread is verging on NSFW.
Good job I'm off home in 13 minutes.
You might never know what you're missing....TheDoctor said:I've got an interview elsewhere on Wednesday.
If I do well, I might click your link, you naughty boy, you.
All part of their charm.I don't know. Delia, Carol Decker, Annabel Chong, snails (snails, fer gods sake!) and you have the cheek to accuse me of being a tart?
if I were the sloth in your avatar I'd be worried, I tell you. Like the poor thing's got any chance of running away!