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Lush...

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by andyoxon, 11 Feb 2008.

  1. andyoxon

    andyoxon Veteran

    Vegetation is lush, pasture may be lush, but I'm sorry cakes - food in general is not lush; that's just wrong... aaargh. :biggrin::smile:
     
  2. Fnaar

    Fnaar Smutmaster General

    Location:
    Thumberland
    Hasn't Nigella got a lush pie? :smile:
     
  3. TheDoctor

    TheDoctor Man-Machine Staff Member

    Location:
    Stevenage
    Pfffft! Do we want to know how you know that?:smile:
     
  4. rich p

    rich p ridiculous old lush

    Location:
    Brighton
    Short for luscious presumably. Lush is a drunk too.
     
  5. trustysteed

    trustysteed Guest

    it's gert lush down here in the west counry...
     
  6. Fnaar

    Fnaar Smutmaster General

    Location:
    Thumberland
    [innocently] just imagining potential contents of one of her cookery books :biggrin: [/innocently]
     
  7. TheDoctor

    TheDoctor Man-Machine Staff Member

    Location:
    Stevenage
    Could be worse. We could be talking about Delia.

    *shudders*
     
  8. Chuffy

    Chuffy Veteran

    I really fancied Delia some years ago. :biggrin:
    She seemed so prim that she just had to be really, really filthy underneath that chaste exterior. :smile::tongue:
    I had visions of her rolling around on a floured table, skirts up round her ears and cackling 'come on boys, I'll take the lot of you'. :tongue::evil:
    Then I saw the liver spots on her hands and realised that she was the same age as my mother. :smile:
     
  9. TheDoctor

    TheDoctor Man-Machine Staff Member

    Location:
    Stevenage

    Oh Chuffy.:sad:
    Chuffy, Chuffy, Chuffy...*shakes head*
    I'm never going to get that mental image out of my head now. Delia getting rogered senseless on a floured table. For 15 minutes at Gas mark 5, till golden brown. *shudders*

    *goes to scrub mind with Domestos*
     
  10. Chuffy

    Chuffy Veteran

    Let's ave yer!:biggrin:
    Hmmm, how many chaps does Carrow Road hold? Maybe Annabel Chong has competition....:smile:
     
  11. TheDoctor

    TheDoctor Man-Machine Staff Member

    Location:
    Stevenage
    Annabel Chong?
    Is she the one who set a world record for imitating a bucket of wallpaper paste? I think I remember seeing that on late night Channel 4, or Eurotrash, or something like that
    Beginning to think this thread is verging on NSFW.
    Good job I'm off home in 13 minutes.:smile:
     
  12. Chuffy

    Chuffy Veteran

    Snort! :smile:
    It's only NSFW if you are foolish enough to lead your employer's IT gibbons to Annabel Chong's website. Go on, I dare you...:smile:
     
  13. TheDoctor

    TheDoctor Man-Machine Staff Member

    Location:
    Stevenage
    I've got an interview elsewhere on Wednesday.
    If I do well, I might click your link, you naughty boy, you.:biggrin:

    I don't know. Delia, Carol Decker, Annabel Chong, snails (snails, fer gods sake!) and you have the cheek to accuse me of being a tart?:smile::eek::smile:
    if I were the sloth in your avatar I'd be worried, I tell you. Like the poor thing's got any chance of running away!:tongue:
     
  14. Chuffy

    Chuffy Veteran

    You might never know what you're missing....:smile:

    All part of their charm. :biggrin::biggrin:
     
  15. alecstilleyedye

    alecstilleyedye nothing in moderation Staff Member