handsome joe
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Has anyone had a tear in their Lycra around an inappropriate place? I returned home last night looking forward to a nice meal with my in-laws. Came bounding into the house to say hello to the guests. Stopped dead by Wife's bulging, terror struck eyes staring at my Crotch. I couldn’t help but look down. There sticking out like a flabby Walnut was part of my Testicles. Luckily i managed to twist my body like a contemporary dancer to hide offending area and remove myself from public gaze.
On closer inspection my Lycra had malfunctioned and i had a small hole over my crutch! Does cycling numb sensation in this area. Because (no, i am not an exhibitionist) i didn't feel any change beforehand as a warning.
Thank God my in-laws didn't see as, for some reason, i left my underpants down the side of their sofa last Christmas. That was hard enough explaining away.
On closer inspection my Lycra had malfunctioned and i had a small hole over my crutch! Does cycling numb sensation in this area. Because (no, i am not an exhibitionist) i didn't feel any change beforehand as a warning.
Thank God my in-laws didn't see as, for some reason, i left my underpants down the side of their sofa last Christmas. That was hard enough explaining away.