Mad bad and dangerous to know

[vernon]

This made my eyes water.

 

[Chilternrides]

He must have been out cold for her to do that (if she did) - I can't imagine myself staying still for long enough to allow anyone to get much beyond the initial bite (I'm guessing it would take a fair effort to chew 'em off, so to speak).

 

[vernon]

He must have been out cold for her to do that (if she did) - I can't imagine myself staying still for long enough to allow anyone to get much beyond the initial bite (I'm guessing it would take a fair effort to chew 'em off, so to speak).

I can't imagine him being able to do anything much once she'd got her gums round his plums. The horns of a dilemma - squirm and increase the pain or play dead despite the increasing pain?

 

[swee'pea99]

And they say Geordie women are hard...

 

[phil_hg_uk]

Sounds like a load of bollocks

 

[vernon]

[quote name='swee'pea99' timestamp='1303399193' post='1640879']
And they say Geordie women are hard...
[/quote]

She's not a Geordie. She's from Gateshead.

 

[Dayvo]

Wonder if she swallowed!

 

[vernon]

Wonder if she swallowed!

I wonder if she chewed before swallowing.

 

[Silver Fox]

From the same news article, I hope this thing is sent down ....

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-13154509

 

[skudupnorth]

Bet she did'nt speak with her mouth full !

 

[vernon]

I bet he had a lot to say with her mouth full.

 

[pepecat]

Biting off more than she could chew, perhaps?!