Make yourself human

[Joe24]

I hope you don't scratch your arse when there are any fair pieces walking past you

What, i though it was a way to get girls to like me
That and a loud burp after a long drink then a fart to loose some weight

 

[snapper_37]

Err.... some girls might like that sort of thing I suppose.

 

[Keith Oates]

I suspect a fair few might not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[John the Monkey]

Apparently, when the conquistadors first encountered the native tribes of South America, some of the tribesmen thought the cavalry were fearsome half man/half beast monsters, not realising that horse and rider were seperate creatures.

Maybe getting off the bike, and thereby demonstrating that it is just a conveyance is the key?

 

[beanzontoast]

Apparently, when the conquistadors first encountered the native tribes of South America, some of the tribesmen thought the cavalry were fearsome half man/half beast monsters, not realising that horse and rider were seperate creatures.

Maybe getting off the bike, and thereby demonstrating that it is just a conveyance is the key?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0055139/

The tribesmen had mp4 players?...

 

[LLB]

Me too. Quick can of Tennent's purple does the business.

Vomit on their wing, then they can be in no doubt