Fnaar
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I'll never forget the time Miss Goodbody commented on my Balsamic vinegar strokes 

Stir-fries. Sprout tops. Jersey Royals. Home-made Pad Thai. Quinoa. Tofu. Balsamic vinegar. Prosecco. Goose fat.
All decidedly British middle-class. None of them both European/Mediterranean and peasant.
Duck fat is the way aheadIs goose fat still around? I thought it was a flash in the pan Delia Christmas marketing scam that died the death pretty quickly. My attempts to make roast potatoes with it were a Yuletide debacle. Mind you, I'm a useless cook.
Geese are still fat, yes.Is goose fat still around? I thought it was a flash in the pan Delia Christmas marketing scam that died the death pretty quickly. My attempts to make roast potatoes with it were a Yuletide debacle. Mind you, I'm a useless cook.
Geese are still fat, yes.
Waitrose still stocks goose fat year-round - in our local branch you'll find it in the same fridge as the organic unsalted butter.
Polenta is wonderful stuff. If you're trying to grout a patio.
As for Ugali, Peter Moore, in his excellent travel book No Sh**ting in the Toilet, describes it thusly :-
A tasteless mixture of maize and water that will leave you feeling leaden and queasy.
I defy anyone to gaze upon a plate of ugali and claim that they haven't been ripped off. Even if they got it for free.
After a bit in the fridge, I decided on 2nd tasting, it was actually a bit too lemony, not quite tahini enough but a good consistency. So the next batch will be altered, though I've also decided I've temporarily gone off hummus.
Quinoa used to keep Peruvians and Bolivians alive, until it started making us poncey foodsters live for ever. Now they can't afford it...Front page news for the Middle-Classes from today's Telegraph, not that I read it...
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