Malawi kicking up a stink

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Mad Doug Biker

Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
Location
Craggy Island
How do you fart, then, MDB? Via your throat? :ohmy: :tongue:

:biggrin: Some might say so when I speak, but no, I have a bag. If I eat anything remotely fart ensuing, and I don't empty it, such as when I'm asleep, it inflates until it is like a Zeppellin! :biggrin:

It only smells when I empty it, so I can control it! - yet another advantage to not having a large intestine! :becool::wacko:

An untruth. I always stop first.
*Royal voice*

'One always stops before passing wind'

*/Royal voice*
 
An untruth. I always stop first.
Clearly, GA, you have not mastered the technique of easing the bodily folds a few mm off the pliant leather of the Brooks, opening a passage of just sufficient width to allow the product free passage. I have it down to a fine art (or should that be Spoonerised?). And remember, also, that the methane has a beneficial effect in keeping the leather supple. Of course, if you follow through..... :eek:

Mind you, if you're cycling in company, courtesy dictates that you manoeuvre yourself to the back of the bunch, first.
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Gerry Attrick

Lincolnshire Mountain Rescue Consultant
:biggrin: Some might say so when I speak, but no, I have a bag. If I eat anything remotely fart ensuing, and I don't empty it, such as when I'm asleep, it inflates until it is like a Zeppellin! :biggrin:

It only smells when I empty it, so I can control it! - yet another advantage to not having a large intestine! :becool::wacko:


*Royal voice*

'One always stops before passing wind'

*/Royal voice
*

But of course ones passings smell of roses. :blush:
 

Mad Doug Biker

Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
Location
Craggy Island
This isn't just an early April Fools Joke is it?? :blush:
 
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