Malawi kicking up a stink

[Mad Doug Biker]

How do you fart, then, MDB? Via your throat?

Some might say so when I speak, but no, I have a bag. If I eat anything remotely fart ensuing, and I don't empty it, such as when I'm asleep, it inflates until it is like a Zeppellin!

It only smells when I empty it, so I can control it! - yet another advantage to not having a large intestine!

An untruth. I always stop first.

*Royal voice*

'One always stops before passing wind'

*/Royal voice*

 

[661-Pete]

An untruth. I always stop first.

Clearly, GA, you have not mastered the technique of easing the bodily folds a few mm off the pliant leather of the Brooks, opening a passage of just sufficient width to allow the product free passage. I have it down to a fine art (or should that be Spoonerised?). And remember, also, that the methane has a beneficial effect in keeping the leather supple. Of course, if you follow through.....

Mind you, if you're cycling in company, courtesy dictates that you manoeuvre yourself to the back of the bunch, first.

 

[Gerry Attrick]

Some might say so when I speak, but no, I have a bag. If I eat anything remotely fart ensuing, and I don't empty it, such as when I'm asleep, it inflates until it is like a Zeppellin!

It only smells when I empty it, so I can control it! - yet another advantage to not having a large intestine!


*Royal voice*

'One always stops before passing wind'

*/Royal voice*

But of course ones passings smell of roses.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

But of course ones passings smell of roses.

Decomposing Roses that is.

 

[661-Pete]

Roses chocolates?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Yes, one baggsys the toffees! (or is that Quality Street I'm thinking of?).

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Malawi is a bit too fart Togo.

 

[mickle]

Mulebwanje? Machendi a-ku eway!

Zikomo quambini, zikomo quambini. I'm here all week!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

This isn't just an early April Fools Joke is it??

 

[Simba]

An untruth. I always stop first.

I use my farts as thrust, as I let off big ones lol

 

[Globalti]

I'm in Nairobi right now, I hope it doesn't spread to here!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I'm in Nairobi right now, I hope it doesn't spread to here!

You hope it doesn't get blown over your way and starts to linger