Man Flu: Day Three

[Accy cyclist]

i know from previous posts that Joe is a bit on the slim side like myself, so he can't afford to lose anymore weight. I suggest he takes one of these 3 times a day to aid his recuperation.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Is he dead yet?

 

[Hitchington]

I'm on day 2. It takes me 15 to 20 minutes to work out how to get out of bed, then another 30 minutes to make a cup of tea. What I do know for sure is Day/Night Nurse capsules are rubbish.

 

[rich p]

Is he dead yet?

I believe he is. He wants his ashes scattered in his favourite ashtray...

 

[Markymark]

Is he dead yet?

It's man flu so almost.

 

[Roadhump]

I struggled on manfully with man-flu a few weeks ago and eventually, after 2 weeks, ended up taking 2 days off work and doing nothing.

With the benefit of hindsight I suspect if I'd have taken 2 days off earlier I'd have recovered more quickly and have been a lot more productive overall.

What!!!! Taking a couple of days sick leave with a life threatening illness, you better watch out, the HR Gestapo will be after you!!

 

[martint235]

It would appear that the cure for man flu is actually spreading it around. I spent two days cycle commuting and getting worse, one day on a train full of commuters and I'm almost better. Man flu must be made up of a finite number of flu pixies just looking for a new host.

 

[Vapin' Joe]

Is he dead yet?

I thought I was last night.

Feeling better now though, no thanks to a rather cynical lack of understanding from Mrs SJ - "If you call down to ask whether the kettle is on one more *^%$£"!¬ time I swear I'll...." indeed

 

[threebikesmcginty]

I thought I was last night.

Feeling better now though, no thanks to a rather cynical lack of understanding from Mrs SJ - "If you call down to ask whether the kettle is on one more *^%$£"!¬ time I swear I'll...." indeed

Compassion fatigue probs you skiver.

 

[stephec]

I thought I was last night.

Feeling better now though, no thanks to a rather cynical lack of understanding from Mrs SJ - "If you call down to ask whether the kettle is on one more *^%$£"!¬ time I swear I'll...." indeed

Just show her this and it's job done.

 

[stephec]

Although this is probably more like her opinion.

 

[keithmac]

I've started coughing up brown and green lung bogies now so hopefully the end is in sight.

 

[Kajjal]

I've started coughing up brown and green lung bogies now so hopefully the end is in sight.

This is a delicate stage, keep counting your limbs and call 911 if any go missing.

 

[keithmac]

Spares manager at work has been coughing and sneezing all day so no doubt I'll roll out of one cold straight into another..

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

I've started coughing up brown and green lung bogies now so hopefully the end is in sight.

After another much older epidemic I believe the phrase is "Bless you"

Here's your next best friend