Marketing genius...

[betty swollocks]

Excellent! 'Man does poo on ex's carpet' is my favourite.

Clearly written by the faeces editor.

 

[roadrash]

were a clever lot us wiganers you know

 

[DRM]

Yes but Selby is in North Yorkshire

 

[EltonFrog]

When I moved to Bicester 14 years ago there the headline news in the Oxford Mail that day was " Donut Machine slightly damaged in scout hut break in"