Maxims to live your life by

[Yellow Fang]

I'm only bothered about what decent people think about me.

What about indecent people? Should they worry about other people not liking them?

 

[Andy in Germany]

Always check which way the wind is blowing before venturing a potentially unpopular opinion.

Or taking a wee outside.

 

[Yellow Fang]

If you suspect someone is a bad 'un, tell everyone so people cannot accuse of jumping on the bandwagon when he's found out.

 

[Yellow Fang]

Don't use an expression you don't know the meaning of (such as bandwagon).

 

[All uphill]

It is better to be a hypocrite than to be ostracised.

Being ostracised is better than tying yourself in knots to get the superficial approval of nobodies.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

I'm not ostrich sized

 

[DRM]

What, do you call transubstantiation trivial?

We’ve got one of those at the end of the street, it went wrong once and all the houses were plunged into darkness, ….oh hang on a moment, that’s a substation, sorry

 

[DRM]

Re things that don’t work,
If in doubt, give it a clout

 

[classic33]

Re things that don’t work,
If in doubt, give it a clout

Always wanted to do that to the short-timer at work.

 

[stephec]

Do unto others, but do it first.

Get your revenge in first.

 

[Yellow Fang]

Loquere locutiones Latinas sic homines calidos te existimant.

 

[Yellow Fang]

You can't have many friends. You don't have enough time.

 

[screenman]

Leave people wanting to see you again, for a good reason.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

A job's not worth doing unless you need a new tool to do it with

 

[Hover Fly]

It’s better to be a cynical Luddite than a gullible sucker.