May I suggest the legalisation of the sale of hand grenades...

[hennbell]

Do any of you who have posted own a car?

I know where you are going with this and if you are looking for logical balanced thought, then i think an internet forum is the first place I would look.

 

[Colin B]

What about the fabled brown noise signal so if they get too close they have an attack of explosive diarrhoea and shat themselves

 

[snorri]

Do any of you who have posted own a car?

Yes.

 

[Cameronmu917772]

Do any of you who have posted own a car?

@hennbell
Who needs a car? I have bikes

 

[Colin B]

Yes but I never get close to cyclists well except them ones who ride round on ironing boards on wheels I think they call em recumbents lol

 

[screenman]

So can we accept that not all drivers are alike much the same as not all cyclist are.

 

[Cameronmu917772]

So can we accept that not all drivers are alike much the same as not all cyclist are.

Best I can give you is not all drivers have got a slender bottom like my bottom

 

[downfader]

So can we accept that not all drivers are alike much the same as not all cyclist are.

Never said all drivers, just the naughty ones that should know better and a cheeky poke at them specifically.

 

[screenman]

Trouble is topics like this tends to group people like drivers as bad, not all are.

 

[downfader]

Trouble is topics like this tends to group people like drivers as bad, not all are.

I know they're not. But with the bad ones - when you're virtually powerless all you have is satire.

 

[screenman]

Trouble is a motorist would just see it as another case of them and us. Where as a lot of us are both.

 

[screenman]

To be fair, the OP only proposed consequences for people driving like cocks, not that all drivers are bad.

Good point and thank you for pointing it out.

Downfader, please accept my apologies.

 

[downfader]

Good point and thank you for pointing it out.

Downfader, please accept my apologies.

Ahh thats OK, mate.

 

[Melonfish]

^^^^^^^ slightly worrying.

worrying is cycling down the road with an AK47 strapped to your back.
it was in it's case like so technically it just looked like a bag but you know, if i'd have got stopped...

airsoft before anyone asks

 

[Arjimlad]

Clearly.

As I often say to myself whilst riding, the things you see when you don't have your rocket propelled grenade !

In fact, an imitation RPG might do the job rather well.