Measuring the UK's cycle 'boom'

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Bollo

Failed Tech Bro
Location
Winch
After my London-related lifestyle/selfish-fickers huff-post of a few days ago, I had the pleasure of returning to work this Tuesday from a few week's holiday. Riding up to the office from Basingstoke station, I start to notice cyclists. Lots of cyclists and, unlike my experiences in London, it looked good.

But... now I can't decide whether this was just a tendril of the London boom, a post-Olympics blip or something more inclusive and permanent. The scientist in me requires a measure, an indicator, a quantity. What I'm trying to capture is the sense that cycling is becoming a typical, mainstream, inherently obvious travel choice, rather than the preserve of style-chasers, lycra'ed road warriors and whinging, chip-shouldered cyclechat members.

Some here might be familiar with bikesnobnyc's 'Pistadex', which uses the average second-hand cost of a Bianchi Pista on Craigslist as a measure of the coming falling-out of fashion of New York's fixed gear fad (the 'Fixed Gear Apocalypse' according to BSNYC). So, I've come up with two equivalent measures of the UK's cycling environment......

The first is simple, its number of bikes with handlebar-mounted baskets sighted per day. Tuesday's ride seemed to feature a high proportion of middle-aged ladies on sensible, basketed sit-up-and-begs going to the shops. This made cycling feel about as cutting-edge as 'My Family', but unlike 'My Family', this cheered me up rather than make me want to slit my throat.

The second I derive from a recent holiday to Denmark where I could not help but notice the number of fine young ladies pedalling about in very high heels. After further furtive, late-night research on the internet, I discovered this to be common - why should a young lady sacrifice a night-out in fashion footwear just because she's on a bike? Our Dutch and Danish friends say "No!" (actually nee or nej I believe) - So the second measure is the number of ladies on bikes multiplied by the height of their heels.

Get counting, or suggest your own measure!
 

Brains

Legendary Member
Location
Greenwich
So is the question you are asking "does the village bike wear high heels?" :becool:
 

John the Monkey

Frivolous Cyclist
Location
Crewe
The missus cycled up to the farm shop in Wheelock yesterday, IN THE RAIN.

This is unheard of - I'd been expecting her to appear and say "Oh, it's raining, I'll take the car". I don't know how this fits into the equation, but it's a sign of something.
 

zimzum42

Legendary Member
It's difficult to make an accurate measure when you don't know what the figures used to be in the past....
 
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Bollo

Bollo

Failed Tech Bro
Location
Winch
Another one - cyclist smell. As cycling becomes more mainstream, the average stench of cyclists will drop.

I passed a older lady this morning and I swear I was picking up her perfume (I'm guessing Anais Anais) from about 100 yards back.

BTW - I stink like a dead badger just looking in a bikeshop window.
 

swee'pea99

Squire
Totally anecdotal, hence useless, neverthless....I visited Richmond Park one recent Sunday, not having been for perhaps 30 years, and was absolutely gobsmacked by the number of cyclists. When I used to go there as a kid, you'd see the occasional one or even two, but this time the place was absolutely heaving with them.
 

John the Monkey

Frivolous Cyclist
Location
Crewe
Sh4rkyBloke said:
JTM - It's a sign that the car needs fuel, and she can't be ar*ed filling it up herself. :shy::biggrin:
I commend your reasoning, but no - I drive the car once or twice a month[1], and wasn't due to this weekend :smile:

[1] When it's my turn to be the driver for a do, or to pick the nippers up from their sojourns at friends' houses, birthday parties etc etc.
 
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Bollo

Bollo

Failed Tech Bro
Location
Winch
Origamist said:
Copenhagenize noted the increased amount of bicycles being "ridden" in recently produced pornography. This is the only metric I am prepared to countenance and study in any depth.

http://www.copenhagenize.com/2008/08/surest-sign-that-bicycles-are.html

Origamist! I would never have thought that of you! Get to bed without any supper while I spend an extended period of time examining that filthy, filthy website.
 
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