Men... ahhhhhhh

[SteCenturion]

.......I'm not sure I can remember when I last bought flowers and chocolates for Mrs R. We men make up for it in other ways

Bridge or Crown Green Bowls ?

 

[SteCenturion]

I like bit where he hesitates before diving back in, and sticks a big knife between his teeth ready to take on the shark! (In reality, diving in would probably make the knife twist and lop off his tongue, but it is an amusing end to the ad.)

& rendering him half useless to his lady companion in the Bedroom Olympian stakes.

 

[SteCenturion]

[QUOTE="ColinJ, post: 3319819, member: "I had pursued the woman half way round the world to some remote bay, dived off a cliff, fought off man-heating sharks" [/QUOTE]
Aww shucks Col,

I love those Man Heating Sharks...they are so cuddly...

& warm

 

[Cubist]

All this feminine gratitude reminds me of the two women sat having a cuppa at teatime. One looks out of the window and says
"Oh, bugger it, here comes my husband with a big bunch of flowers
"Why so fed up? I'd love it if my husband brought me flowers"
"Maybe, but I'll have to spend all evening with my legs apart now."
"I could lend you a vase?"

 

[swansonj]

I once bought my wife a nice looking bunch of flowers. She thanked me, said they looked very nice, and asked me if I'd realised they were artificial.

 

[ColinJ]

Aww shucks Col,

I love those Man Heating Sharks...they are so cuddly...

& warm

Goes back to check ... Ha ha, yes, man heaters!

 

[roadrash]

mrs roadrash has been moaning lately , saying i never take her out anymore,.. so being the thoughtful kind of guy i am , i booked a table for 8.30 last night , seriously wish i hadnt wasted my time , it was 9.45 before she had potted a single ball...........

 

[nappadang]

I just bought the wife a bag (family size, I hasten to add) of Cool Doritos.
She struggled to hide how underwhelmed she was. I thought she'd be ecstatic.

 

[welsh dragon]

I just bought the wife a bag (family size, I hasten to add) of Cool Doritos.
She struggled to hide how underwhelmed she was. I thought she'd be ecstatic.

You would

 

[roadrash]

on mrs RR last birthday she had treated herself to a new dress, now me being in touch and all that , after some thought i bought her a new bag and a new belt , honestly there is nothing that hoover wont pick up now........

 

[SatNavSaysStraightOn]

mrs roadrash has been moaning lately , saying i never take her out anymore,.. so being the thoughtful kind of guy i am , i booked a table for 8.30 last night , seriously wish i hadnt wasted my time , it was 9.45 before she had potted a single ball...........

my OH has only taken me to play pool the once, when we first met. I wiped the table with 3 of the 4 of them (him and 2 of his brothers - the other one wasn't present). they also took me to play golf a few years later... I won that as well. I don't play either, and they had to actually explain the rules to me

Strangely they have never tried any other game or played against me since!

 

[Ern1e]

my OH has only taken me to play pool the once, when we first met. I wiped the table with 3 of the 4 of them (him and 2 of his brothers - the other one wasn't present). they also took me to play golf a few years later... I won that as well. I don't play either, and they had to actually explain the rules to me

Strangely they have never tried any other game or played against me since!

How strange very unsporting of them to say the least !!!

 

[SteCenturion]

Women-ahhhhh

For balance. Guy I work with was asked by his wife what he wanted for his birthday. 'Shark fishing' (he both fishes and hunts). Pointed to a website for a outfit in Wales that does trips.
So the birthday came around and she took him on a spa weekend.

Sounds like my O.H that.

So far, surprised SWMBO with a car stereo (not stolen) tickets to a sickly sweet pop group, expensive deluxe GHD gift pack & a brand new Carrera MTB (she used it once for 1 1/2 miles).

She 'surprised' me with a multi coloured luggage strap (so as to easily identify my suitcase on the carousel) a travel neck pillow (very Johnny Vegas in Benidorm) & some naff M & S (scream I am 89 years old) pyjamas (I don't wear jamas).

 

[SatNavSaysStraightOn]

I only buy my OH what he asks for, so hi 40th birthday was a trip away to his favourite holiday home for 2 weeks though I did surprise him on that occasion with a trip in a fighter plane as well... But that has been the exception to the rule... If he asks for iTunes vouchers, then that is what he gets...

 

[SteCenturion]

Easy innit ?

I like guitars, I like music, I like cycling & reading.

So buy me something to do with those.

Simples.