betty swollocks
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Have you developed those shaggy caterpillar eyebrows? Can you train your nostril hair into an RAF 'tache yet? Do you have tuftier ears than your cat?
Nope cos I'm well groomed. See avatarHave you developed those shaggy caterpillar eyebrows? Can you train your nostril hair into an RAF 'tache yet? Do you have tuftier ears than your cat?
Errrrrrr, noHave you developed those shaggy caterpillar eyebrows? Can you train your nostril hair into an RAF 'tache yet? Do you have tuftier ears than your cat?
Your avatar suggests you may actually be holding your ears out well.I'm fighting a rearguard action against Dennis Healey eyebrows.
The ears are holding out well though.
Actually, that's the black sheep of the family, my twin brother. He never did learn to shave.Your avatar suggests you may actually be holding your ears out well.
All of the above!Have you developed those shaggy caterpillar eyebrows? Can you train your nostril hair into an RAF 'tache yet? Do you have tuftier ears than your cat?
Well, al least she'll get that patio she's been hankering afterAll of the above!
A word of advice, don't pluck any hairs from your ears, eyebrows or nose. For every one you pluck from these areas you will lose one from an area to the rear of your scalp that only you cannot see. The wife can't help but discuss the fact that I have " an egg in the nest" in any group discussion/night out etc.
As an aside, the wife is running dangerously close to being used as hardcore for a patio if she persists with this.