Men (or women), have you sprouted?

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martint235

Dog on a bike
Location
Welling
Have you developed those shaggy caterpillar eyebrows? Can you train your nostril hair into an RAF 'tache yet? Do you have tuftier ears than your cat?
Nope cos I'm well groomed. See avatar
 

Fnaar

Smutmaster General
Location
Thumberland
When I get my hair cut, I now routinely get asked if I want the hair in my ears trimmed... *getting old*
Might have to ask for a back sack and crack next time, see what they say.
 

Mad Doug Biker

Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
Location
Craggy Island
My eyebrows look like they will get insanely bushy with age, not that I mind, no, what annoys me currently if my nasal hair, it grows a tad too long and then becomes rather itchy/tickley.

Except for my crap hearing, my ears are not an issue yet.

As for the hair on my head, it apparently is starting to go a bit grey/white, but because I'm blonde (well, originally), I never know if it is genuine or if its just my natural colour as it were (I am no stranger to white hairs). My big brother who has dark brown hair has started to go noticeably grey/white, so I assume it will only be a matter of time before I do too.
In a family who all have dark brown/black hair (although my Dad was ginger) and brown eyes I was always the 'Milkman's Kid' with my blonde hair and blue eyes!

Regarding facial hair, when I let a beard grow for any length of time, then it goes practically every colour naturally possible except for grey/silver. It mostly grows slightly ginger (I blame my Dad for that), but I get blonde, white, brown and tiny black bits through it too.

The hairs on my arms and legs are blonde/white and would almost be invisible if it wasn't for the odd dark hair here and there.

My pubes are.... sorry :laugh:
 
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RWright

Guru
Location
North Carolina
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pauldavid

Veteran
Have you developed those shaggy caterpillar eyebrows? Can you train your nostril hair into an RAF 'tache yet? Do you have tuftier ears than your cat?
All of the above!

A word of advice, don't pluck any hairs from your ears, eyebrows or nose. For every one you pluck from these areas you will lose one from an area to the rear of your scalp that only you cannot see. The wife can't help but discuss the fact that I have " an egg in the nest" in any group discussion/night out etc.


As an aside, the wife is running dangerously close to being used as hardcore for a patio if she persists with this.
 
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betty swollocks

large member
All of the above!

A word of advice, don't pluck any hairs from your ears, eyebrows or nose. For every one you pluck from these areas you will lose one from an area to the rear of your scalp that only you cannot see. The wife can't help but discuss the fact that I have " an egg in the nest" in any group discussion/night out etc.


As an aside, the wife is running dangerously close to being used as hardcore for a patio if she persists with this.
Well, al least she'll get that patio she's been hankering after
 
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