Men (or women), have you sprouted?

[Herbie]

Have you developed those shaggy caterpillar eyebrows? Can you train your nostril hair into an RAF 'tache yet? Do you have tuftier ears than your cat?

its a constant battle with all three but one in which i'm always on the winning side

 

[hopless500]

Regarding facial hair, when I let a beard grow for any length of time, then it goes practically every colour naturally possible except for grey/silver. It mostly grows slightly ginger (I blame my Dad for that), but I get blonde, white, brown and tiny black bits through it too.

The hairs on my arms and legs are blonde/white and would almost be invisible if it wasn't for the odd dark hair here and there.

My pubes are.... sorry

 

[Fnaar]

At least these days a choice for the balding gent is shaving it all off. In years gone by, you'd have looked like a ruffian, so gents had to opt for the Bobby Charlton. And these women think THEY'VE got it hard... sheesh. If women typically went bald, we'd never hear the end of it!

 

[threebikesmcginty]

And these women think THEY'VE got it hard... sheesh. If women typically went bald, we'd never hear the end of it!

Have you got it hard, Fnaar?

 

[PK99]

I'm considering plaiting my nose and ear hairs together in a loop.

 

[surfdude]

i use my nose hair for movemeber as i only need to shave once a week so they come in very handy for that .

why does my nasal hair grow at twice the speed of my facial hair ?

 

[Paulus]

Tufty ears and shaggy eyebrows if I don't groom. Isn't growing older fun!!!!!!

Same here. My wife bought me a nasal/ear hair trimmer a few years back, it is a wonderful piece of kit--

 

[numbnuts]

Same here. My wife bought me a nasal/ear hair trimmer a few years back, it is a wonderful piece of kit-- View attachment 30345

I've got one of them

 

[betty swollocks]

Time for me to 'fess up.
I have blond hair, or I had blond hair until typical male pattern baldness forced me into a continually recurring no1, but recently and disturbingly, I seem to be sprouting the odd coarse strand from nostrils, inside of ears, tops of ears and eyebrows are growing increasingly awry.
Funny thing is, you can examine your fizzog in the mirror one day when shaving or brushing teeth and all seems in order and neatly kept, but the very next day, it's chaos.
How does that happen?
Worst of all though and what prompted this thread, was yesterday I found a hair about a half inch long growing from the end of my nose.
How did that get there? How did it get so long before I noticed? How many people have I spoken to, who noticed it before I did?
Gripped it between fingernails of thumb, and second finger and yanked. It came out with a satisfying 'thonk'.........and I enjoyed it.
But I hope it's a one-off.

 

[colly]

I've been 'trimming' brows, nose and ears for a while. Ear hairs are insanely bristley.
As an aside. A friend, whilst on holiday in Turkey, went for a haircut and part of the procedure was the removal of ear hair. Deftly undertaken by a swift wipe round the inside of the ear with, I presume alcohol, and then having it set light to.
A quick painless, but warm, 'whoosh' and.................. ear hair no more.

I would have a go myself but I feel I would end up barbecuing my lugs.

 

[presta]

I seem to spend half my time trying to pull nose hairs out these days. They drive me up the wall tickling as they flap around in the breeze.

 

[Leaway2]

Yes, all three, but the hair on my head is still OK although I choose to shave it off (and no, it is not an ear hair comb over)

 

[fossyant]

Any out of control brow hairs get pulled out ! No ear fluff yet !

 

[Arjimlad]

Only started getting eyebrows trimmed in the last couple of years... otherwise I was having trouble fitting them under the cycle helmet !

I don't trim nose hairs. Long nose hairs on a windy day act as a guide when you blow your nose over your shoulder on a ride.

 

[hopless500]

Only started getting eyebrows trimmed in the last couple of years... otherwise I was having trouble fitting them under the cycle helmet !

I don't trim nose hairs. Long nose hairs on a windy day act as a guide when you blow your nose over your shoulder on a ride.

are you my OH??