men versus women .....

[numbnuts]

My ex wife could multi task, we hadn't been married long and we were in bed doing the usual when she said “the ceiling needs painting”

 

[Jefferson Meriwether]

men can keep a secret

Like Billy Connolly said; women are good at holding in a fart so if you want a woman to keep a secret whisper it up her bum.

 

[asterix]

multi task

Is that all?

 

[Pat "5mph"]

Women can "man up"

 

[BigonaBianchi]

Women dance men ...erm....