Met a "dead" man tonight

[classic33]

Classic33, can you enlighten us on your current ontological stance?

You mean something like this?
http://www.cyclechat.net/threads/are-we-really-here.123624/

 

[classic33]

The middle paragraph is a bit random. Is it you breaking the law or are you quoting the "dead" man ?

I was quoting the "dead" man. In the past I was told by the "dead" man, that I was breaking the law. Thats the piece that made me remember who it was/wasn't.

 

[yello]

Building we were in at the time was/is a church.

Ah, well at least I have an idea of which 'church' we're in now - the church of lateral thinking perhaps? In that church, you first think of a unlikely/unusual outcome and then reverse-engineer a cryptic sounding description to 'test' others who might like that sort of thing.

 

[Poacher]

Is the "dead" man an ex-copper, by any chance?

 

[User269]

''Whisky? You look like you could do with a stiff drink.''

Oooh yeees please......................oh sorry, I thought you were talking to me.

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

May be witness relocation, or just spending time dead for tax reasons?

Also, I thought the DVLA would give personal information out to anyone for a fiver? But if you send for a reprint of your license they'll lose your HGV entitlement at random.

 

[Herr-B]

I used to know an 18 year old I occasionally went drinking with, and I read he'd died - had a heart attack whilst running down a street. About a year later I saw him, that was a shock to me. There were two people of the same name and age in town, and coincidentally he'd moved away around the time the other Dave died.

Good job I didn't go to his funeral.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Hmmmmmmph

 

[dan_bo]

Has it been fixed yet?

 

[avalon]

Did somebody die?

 

[Brains]

Lord Lucan ?

 

[Rob3rt]

Had you been varnishing the Church Pew's before this occured?

 

[Andrew_Culture]

I was quoting the "dead" man. In the past I was told by the "dead" man, that I was breaking the law. Thats the piece that made me remember who it was/wasn't.

You do know the double jeopardy law was repealed?

 

[classic33]

Is the "dead" man an ex-copper, by any chance?

Odd question to ask. But yes, have you seen him as well?

 

[Fab Foodie]

I'm dead and so's my wife Eric ....