Michel Lotito

[Tin Pot]

Dont know why, but I suddenly remembered this guy, from my childhood who was on telly and ate a plane.

My family did not believe me, but a quick google proved me right:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michel_Lotito

Passed away in 2007, but he really did eat a Cessna!

 

[Drago]

He died of jet powered diarrhoea.

 

[wheresthetorch]

I bet he had bad stomach planes afterwards.

 

[Drago]

I bet he'd have far rather eaten chocks because the metal used to wing him really badly in the fuselage. Doctors had to prop him up and feed him yoke. Now he's gone his family are left rudderless, and they're expecting a big flap at his funeral. The hearse the undercarriage are using is quite old, gets through each service on a wing and a flare.

 

[Milkfloat]

I bet he'd have far rather eaten chocks because the metal used to wing him really badly in the fuselage. Doctors had to prop him up and feed him yoke. Now he's gone his family are left rudderless, and they're expecting a big flap at his funeral. The hearse the undercarriage are using is quite old, gets through each service on a wing and a flare.

Very greedy of you to 'steel' all the puns.

 

[wheresthetorch]

Very greedy of you to 'steel' all the puns.

I was banking on that . . .

 

[Drago]

It was so sad when he fell Ill. One minute he was cruising along, then he quickly took a dive. He drifted through his final days on autopilot.

His family are cleaning out his flat. Boxes of cargo on his landing need dropping at the tip. They'll need to use the elevator to get them out - its either that or descend the stairs.

 

[Dayvo]

What did he die of? Metal fatigue?

 

[Markymark]

Yep, I remembered that.

 

[Markymark]

What did he die of?

Rust.

 

[Drago]

Too many hours on his airframe.

 

[smutchin]

He died of jet powered diarrhoea.

Even I know that a Cessna isn't a jet.

 

[ufkacbln]

Rust.

Slightly OT, but reminded me of a. old saying in a pub

Oh Water clear,
Oh Water pure,
I wish that I could Trust it,
But I've an Iron constitution
... And I fear that it would rust it

 

[Levo-Lon]

Imagine being on the holliday flight with him....im peckish he says,and eats the door...

I think thers been a few metal munchers over the years but he got his 15 mins of fame or should that be plane

 

[Dayvo]

Imagine being on the holliday flight with him....im peckish he says,and eats the door...

I think thers been a few metal munchers ove the years but he got his 15 mins of fame

'Hmm, think I'll have a wing. Yummy, just like chicken.'