Charge you though the snout for it too no doubt. Texas blokes haircut - $12.50. Texas mini schnauzer cut $50. WTF? The world's gawn maaaad I tell ta.
Because the blokes haircut for 12 and a half bucks just does the head and you sit vaguely still for the whole thing. The miniature schnauzer hair cut is head, beard, body legs, nail clipping, anal gland expression, tidying tail, full bath and blow dry, perfume, bow, being bitten, getting your leg shagged, breathing in all sorts of dander and crap, working on an animal that rarely stays still. We groomers are qualified professionals and know a heck of a lot about dogs, their various coats, diets and all sorts. We also clear up pee and poo as owners are not terribly good at toileting their hounds before they bring them to us. That's where your $50 goes, that and the fact that our Public Liability Insurance is about 4 times as much as the same insurance for a hairdresser.
Our scissors are more expensive, our clippers are about 3 times the cost and our skill level is out of this world.
Just saying like.