Misheard Band Names

[Ming the Merciless]

Picking up from that other thread. Band names heard wrong.

I’ll start with Poo Blighters

 

[Time Waster]

Rolling Stoned!

 

[stephec]

The Whom.

 

[Chris S]

I went to see Sisters of Mercy at one of their early gigs. I was told that the support band were called 'A_rseholes Align' (edited for the swear filter). It was actually 'Ourselves Alone'.

 

[raleighnut]

Not me but once Maz had ordered a CD from HMV and went in to collect Modern Times by Dylan only the young girl behind the counter went to fetch it and said to Maz "Bob Die lon"

 

[Dave 123]

Years ago in Plymouth I was in a SWEB (electrical) shop.
There were 2 yorkshire middle aged men (ex navy?) doing a stock take on the CD’s…..

’The Who, one’
’aye’

’u2, 3’
’aye’

’Jah….ju…’
’you what?’
’j,j,j…. Jammyrocky’
’what yer sayin’? Oh, Jamiroquai yer daft git!’

 

[Drago]

The Moaning Stone.

Brotherhood O'Van.

The Bass Sh*tty Rollers.

 

[Once a Wheeler]

The Fujis — photo-rock.

 

[Sharky]

Rick Ashtray
Barry Manifold

 

[johnnyb47]

I once got Autosol mixed up with Anusol.
Having polished Piles is something I don't recommend 🥴

 

[Drago]

Status Quorn

Death Leopard

Bleurgh

 

[Teamfixed]

Adhell

 

[Sharky]

Malt Loaf

 

[T4tomo]

When I was working as stage hand at Live Aid, I uttered the immortal words "hurry up you four, you're on next" Bono was farking furious, he thought I was taking the piss.

 

[Windle]

Mortarhood
Fleetwood Mick
Joan's Addition
Spinal Top
ZZ Tap
Ian Malden
The Mankees
Urinal Help

I'll stop now.