miss understandings .......

[biggs682]

Asked a Chinese girl for her number. Her: "Sex, Sex, Sex, Free sex tonight!" Me: Yes please!! Then her friend said, "She means 6663629."

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Waiter, this chicken tastes rubbery, etc...

 

[tyred]

Last week, I sent a Christmas card to a friend then remembered she is Jewish

 

[Profpointy]

A work colleague (from India originally) admitted to being suprised at how many Britishers were also celebrating Diwali with fireworks as is traditional. .
.....Diwali is typically early November

 

[vernon]

Last week, I sent a Christmas card to a friend then remembered she is Jewish

She shouldn't be offended. After all it is a marker of your celebration not hers.