Missing Person

[Drago]

The guy that does my gardening has gone missing. Billy "eejut" Spode was last seen doing groundwork for a neighbour. If you should see him please inform the police.

Here is the most recent photo of him.

 

[Markymark]

The guy that does my gardening has gone missing. Billy "eejut" Spode was last seen doing groundwork for a neighbour. If you should see him please inform the police.

Here is the most recent photo of him.

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Have you tried looking a couple of feet lower down?

 

[Levo-Lon]

Lol.. like looking for a toe nail in a wood pile

 

[Mo1959]

Lol.. like looking for a toe nail in a wood pile

Lol...................nice one. That made me chuckle

 

[jonny jeez]

The guy that does my gardening has gone missing. Billy "eejut" Spode was last seen doing groundwork for a neighbour. If you should see him please inform the police.

Here is the most recent photo of him.

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So many things wrong with that photo, besides the obvious.


But for me....snow shovel?

 

[Markymark]

Funnily enough I recognise the van but I'm sure it's painted red now.

 

[I like Skol]

PLEASE tell me this is some American hick.......

 

[TVC]

He really should be wearing safety glasses, he could get a splinter in his eye.

 

[PK99]

So many things wrong with that photo, besides the obvious.


But for me....snow shovel?

good for shovelling wood chippings!

 

[Speicher]

There is not a shred of information that shows he went home that night. He did log on to the internet and Special Branch are looking for him.

 

[Brandane]

He was only moonlighting as a gardener.
His real job was as an aero engineer:

 

[Speicher]

I would say he is not only a idiot, but barking mad.
Do not take a leaf out of his book.

 

[Speicher]

The guy that does my gardening has gone missing. Billy "eejut" Spode was last seen doing groundwork for a neighbour. If you should see him please inform the police.

Without a gardener, how do you plan to restore Law'n Order?

 

[Brandane]

Without a gardener, how do you plan to restore Law'n Order?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!

 

[nickyboy]

I would say he is not only a idiot, but barking mad.
Do not take a leaf out of his book.

Didn't get the joke at first

Then I twigged