Missing Person

[marknotgeorge]

Police dogs were called in for the search, but they didn't have mulch to go on.

 

[Speicher]

Police dogs were called in for the search, but they didn't have mulch to go on.

Would guardening dogs be any use?

 

[marknotgeorge]

Would guardening dogs be any use?

Dunno, but seeding-eye dogs might.

 

[Speicher]

Dunno, but seeding-eye dogs might.

Do you want to be turfed off this thread?

 

[roadrash]

Do you want to be turfed off this thread?

Are you going to grass on him

 

[marknotgeorge]

Do you want to be turfed off this thread?

Any mower threats from you, and I'll... I'll... hoe the mods your posts!

 

[roadrash]

if the mods come in they may strim the thread

 

[marknotgeorge]

I'm not scarified!

 

[Oxo]

I'm not scarified!

You Sir, are a rake.

 

[roadrash]

the bad puns are coming in spades now

 

[marknotgeorge]

Butt isn't that what this thread is fork?

 

[Arjimlad]

Oakey dokey, we're all touched that @Drago is pine-ing for his missing gardener, yew'll probably find him on a beech somewhere..

 

[marknotgeorge]

Oakey dokey, we're all touched that @Drago is pine-ing for his missing gardener, yew'll probably find him on a beech somewhere..

Keep up! The bad pruners are about gardening now, not trees!

 

[Speicher]

Keep up! The bad pruners are about gardening now, not trees!

That borders on the ridiculous.

 

[marknotgeorge]

Yeah, I think weed better stop now.