Mixed emotions

[PeteXXX]

Mixed emotions here....
Just saved a wasp from drowning in the water bowl on the bird feeder..

I bet it'll be the same ungrateful little stripey f***er that finds it's way through the vents in my bike helmet and stabs me in the head with its a*se dagger!!

 

[classic33]

Androclis and the lion springs to mind.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mixed emotions here....
Just saved a wasp from drowning in the water bowl on the bird feeder..

I bet it'll be the same ungrateful little stripey f***er that finds it's way through the vents in my bike helmet and stabs me in the head with its a*se dagger!!

What if that wasp, when it stings you, distracts you so much it prevents you getting mown down by a car, but you go to kill it anyway?

The wasp is saying

'what an ungrateful big pink shouty f***er?'


All these creatures are here for a reason, and I am sure the wasps do their bit towards the ecosystem just like everything else. Quite what they do I don't know, but they must have some role in nature.

 

[PeteXXX]

Androclis and the lion springs to mind.

I shall quote you on this when I'm rubbing ointment into my head....

 

[classic33]

I shall quote you on this when I'm rubbing ointment into my head....

Fine by me.

Unless you go & get stung on purpose!

 

[Levo-Lon]

I rescued a big worm off the patio..birds could have eaten it...

i fed it to my Axolotl...he seemed to enjoy every bit

 

[Tin Pot]

All these creatures are here for a reason.

These creatures in particular exist purely to do evil.

Saving a wasp is morally equivalent to handing a detonator to a suicide bomber.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I never seem to get stung by them they just fly by or simply land on me for a rest.

I have only ever been stung 3 times in my life (by a bee, a wasp/hornet and the third, perertrator unknown) , and it was my own fault each time.


If I can find out what it is that makes them avoid me then I could bottle it and make my fortune, muhahahahahaa!!

I save them all the time by the way!

 

[Levo-Lon]

As i may have posted before..
a wasp stung me on the head while i was carrying a trolly jack and a tool box..
the foot injury from the dropped jack kin hurt..

 

[midlife]

I never seem to get stung by them they just fly by or simply land on me for a rest.

I have only ever been stung 3 times in my life (by a bee, a wasp/hornet and the third, perertrator unknown) , and it was my own fault each time.


If I can find out what it is that makes them avoid me then I could bottle it and make my fortune, muhahahahahaa!!

I save them all the time by the way!

A wasp flew up my Oxford bags about 1976 so have been a bit wary ever since!!!!

Shaun

 

[Tin Pot]

I worked with a Victor Meldrew type guy about twelve years ago, but when he described wasps as "flying c**ts" I knew I had a friend for life.

 

[smokeysmoo]

All these creatures are here for a reason

Wasps are the exception though

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Actually, it would be kinda cool if they were actually full of bitterness and loathing and stuff.

I'd wonder what the world had done to make them that way and imagine they could speak!!


'And next on Jeremy Kyle, this wasp (pictured) claims his life was ruined at this woman's (pictured) barbecue'. We'll see you after the break!'

 

[PaulB]

Mixed emotions here....
Just saved a wasp from drowning in the water bowl on the bird feeder..

I bet it'll be the same ungrateful little stripey f***er that finds it's way through the vents in my bike helmet and stabs me in the head with its a*se dagger!!

More likely to be his brother. Sibling rivalry and all that. Have you got pictures of them both so we can get the wasp police involved? Maybe do a line up if we can find four or five more wasps who look similar.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

More likely to be his brother. Sibling rivalry and all that. Have you got pictures of them both so we can get the wasp police involved? Maybe do a line up if we can find four or five more wasps who look similar.

I imagine it would be something like this, only in wasp form!