Monday Morning clean machine...

[Aperitif]

Couldn't bring myself to publish a full width muckypic of this 'tether of the day'...

...but if you didn't fancy cleaning your bike this weekend -don't worry, the roadsweepers will be along soon!

Now that's a clarty old hack! (When did you pop to London bonj? )

 

[rich p]

Maybe the owners theory is that it's unlikely to get nicked.

 

[Keith Oates]

I bet the owner is not worried about getting a lighter bike for some speed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Fnaar]

Blimey, that's clean!

 

[walker]

the brakes could do with replacing

 

[red_tom]

Clarty - what I great word . Always reminds me of the time I ate a peanut butter sandwich just after getting my first brace from the dentist .

 

[Globalti]

Oi! That's my bike! Are you stalking me?

 

[Odyssey]

Looks very much like my old bike tbh. It was alright. Nowt flash, but capable of getting you about in reasonable comfort, so long as you don't mind the rattles.

 

[Milo]

PFf clean cassettes are for fools.
That bike needs mudguards

 

[Aperitif]

Looks very much like my old bike tbh. It was alright. Nowt flash, but capable of getting you about in reasonable comfort, so long as you don't mind the rattles.

How can 'dust' rattle?

 

[Dayvo]

How can 'dust' rattle?

If rust never sleeps, dust can rattle!

 

[Aperitif]

Dayvo 10/10 - that has got to be the birth of a sig. line

 

[Dayvo]

Dayvo 10/10 - that has got to be the birth of a sig. line

Why, thank you!

It's up for grabs; I'm happy with mine, although I like 'pissing the night away' a bit later in the song!

 

[Abitrary]

Aperitif, why don't you go down there with a can of WD40 and give it a good spray, hehe

I'd laugh if he turned up and and shouted 'WHY ARE YOU SPRAYING MY BIKE WITH WATER DISPLACER?????'

 

[Aperitif]

I would do but I could find myself under arrust in no time at all. I'm sure the bike is a plant - there's enough topsoil there!