Mooooooooooooo

[Muddyfox]

Bullocks

 

[slowmotion]

I've herd it all before...

 

[Norm]

Did you hear about the new sex-advice TV show for cattle? It's called "Are you being served".

(Possibly the only in-house gag for farmers there)

 

[slowmotion]

You just put your foot 'n mouth...

 

[Brains]

I can't think of a line to make up off the hoof

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

I can't think of a line to make up off the hoof

But the cow pats you anyhoo.

 

[Norm]

It behooves me to say that we've seen enough of this tittle cattle, I just haven't got the stomachs for this udder BS any more. I don't want to Bos people around and I have no beef with anyone who wants to plough their own furrow, but I think we have yakked enough and, whatever animal may have bolted, the barn door needs to be shut.

I'm not having a cow or anything, I just think it is time we buried the ox. This thread has gone as low as it can, we need to be weaned off it as it has been milked dry.

Or is that just something to ruminate upon?

 

[slowmotion]

Lock that man up before the captive bolts.

 

[slowmotion]

Oh, I'm so slurry...

 

[Globalti]

Threads like this give me the horn!

 

[Brains]

This thread is now quite a tail, even though we have herd them before, a pat on the back to you all

 

[Fab Foodie]

Is it my churn? Butter think of a good contribution to this thread so I can run it pasteurise for approval...

I'm on a hiding to nothing here.

 

[TVC]

This thread has been around too long, it's getting cheesy.

 

[Cubist]

I was going to steer this thread away from its present course, but a poll would suggest I was on a hiding to nothing.....

 

[661-Pete]

Is there rumen this thread for yet an udder pun? I'll heifer think about this...