More gay harassment

[Bigtwin]

Decided to nip to the shops for some beerz this evening.

As the Mrs' pink Cannondale was on the drive, I decided to take that for a whizz (QR seat post - no hassle, bit small but fine as a shopper).

I happened to be wearing some pink swimming shorts I got in a sale (navy trim and detailing - v. smart actually, and only £4 - bargain).

And a tight-fitting muscle-sleeve T-shirt with Kylie on the back (left over from a stag do, and I'd just finished cutting the grass and trimming the hedge).

And a pair of Birkenstock sandals. In yellow - another sale bargain. They'll go brown eventually.

Coming back from the shop, some "youths" in a Saxo Nobber Special lean out the window and shout "*&@^ing queer faggot" at me.

I tell you, I was furious. That's the last time I get seen carrying a 4 pack of LAGER.

 

[Noodley]

 

[rich p]

Alter ego, springs to mind

 

[Bigtwin]

Alter ego, springs to mind

No - I only altered the seat post.

 

[rich p]

No - I only altered the seat post.

Nah, same post, different name

 

[Mr Pig]

I wouldn't worry about it. Very soon they'll probably put said Saxo so far into the scenery that it'll take Mountain Rescue three days to find their bodies!

 

[Bigtwin]

Nah, same post, different name

No no no, you're thinking of Campy Ego Shifters.

 

[ComedyPilot]

One can only pray they wrap the Saxo round a large oak tree tonight.

 

[rich p]

No no no, you're thinking of Campy Ego Shifters.

Have you considered a new head set?

 

[Bigtwin]

One can only pray they wrap the Saxo round a large oak tree tonight.

"Tie a bright red saxo round the old oak tree..."

 

[Bman]

Although I disapprove of the abuse/harassment you received and the chavs
behaviour in general; you were wearing pink!

 

[longers]

I did think the Kylie t-shirt was over the top a little

 

[Bigtwin]

Have you considered a new head set?

I did, but thought I'd try greasing my post first.

 

[hackbike 666]

Was it that watered down amber throatwash stuff?

 

[Shaun]

I tell you, I was furious. That's the last time I get seen carrying a 4 pack of LAGER.