More Mormons

[G3CWI]

We have a Mormon Church at the end of the road and they seem to host lots of American males (late teens early twenties). They are easy to spot in their uniform dark suits. A few have just gone by on bikes (morning service I expect), one doing a good bunny hop onto the verge

 

[Archie_tect]

It's the Macclesfield portal for the Men in Black.

 

[MontyVeda]

I like Mormons, so long as they don't knock on my door.

 

[Deleted member 23692]

I always find it odd that no matter how young they are they are always have "Elder" on their badge.

I wonder if there is an Elder Berry?

 

[machew]

Well there has been one in the past http://welshmormon.byu.edu/Resource_Info.aspx?id=3360

 

[Deleted member 23692]

Awesome

 

[Hill Wimp]

Any religion is fine by me, i don't practice but i do object to the doorstep selling. I know where you are if i want to find out more.

 

[ComedyPilot]

I like anyone as long as they don't knock at my door.

 

[guitarpete247]

When I was a student there were 2 living upstairs from me. I never heard anything from them except their American accents as they went past my room.

 

[PeteXXX]

If I was going to be a Mormon, I'd have to change my name to Norman....

 

[Milo]

No thank you and shut door. Do this to anyone trying to flog anything at my door be it religion, charity or electricity.

 

[ComedyPilot]

No thank you and shut door. Do this to anyone trying to flog anything at my door be it religion, charity or electricity.

.....relatives, vicars, boy scouts, neighbours, firemen, lost dogs (with retrievers), Avon ladies, window cleaners, southeners, partners who have lost their door key, small children trying to get their ball back.......

 

[Milo]

No just those trying to sell things as I stated. Obviously children trying to get balls back are not selling me anything. I was not aware I was not able to dislike cold callers my most humble apologies I shall forgo control of my own front door henceforth.

 

[AnythingButVanilla]

There were a couple of them living a few closes along from me in Glasgow. Wee American boys in their nice suits and giant badges and one of them was really hot. I'd perve at him at the bus stop

I get off at Denmark Hill station for work and there's usually a few Jehova ladies waving the Watchtower at commuters. At least once a week the pavement is overrun with them, the nice Big Issue lady, the Time Out/Shortlist/Metro men and one or two guys handing out flyers for their gym. Nightmare.

 

[ComedyPilot]

Excellent thread title though.

Sounds like the noise I make eating a hot curry