Mornington Crescent

[Mad Doug Biker]

And Paddington

 

[colly]

Paddington ?...........................ok bear with me a minute. ............um?........Pimlico

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Do you 'ave your Passport there mate?

Anyway, using Schrodinger's Marbles again (the Feline rules, naturally), I'll have to be quite progressive and bold and say Kings Cross St Pancras.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

It's got to be Moor Park!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Oh p**s off, that has just buggered up my plans good and proper! (pardon my French - well done, good shot!).

You have forced me into a rather tight corner, and I can't see how I will recover from it.

Right, a boring old Sloane Square then *Groans*.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Haha! You knew what you'd left open for me MDB.....didn't you, didn't you?!......Southfields.

Get in!

 

[Paulus]

Going on a direct diagonal under basic rules,c 1900--I give you Northfields.

 

[Adasta]

Using the North-by-Northwest manoeuvre, I'm taking you all to Amersham.

 

[TVC]

It's a bit cheeky I know, but Ongar

 

[Toshiba Boy]

It's a bit cheeky I know, but Ongar

Very cheeky TVC!

However, as I understand we are allowing International Rules, I'd like to utilise the long forgotten Lower Silesian Double Switch Back Diagonal, and give you......Elm Park!

 

[Archie_tect]

We risk going round for the third time....

St John's Wood, well.... he would, wouldn't he?

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Cheers, simple vertical across to...Charing Cross.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Haha! You knew what you'd left open for me MDB.....didn't you, didn't you?!......Southfields.

Get in!

I didn't have much choice in the matter.

Anyway ...what was it again? ....oh yes, Charing Cross ......hmmmm, .... oh right, ......Bank, Waterloo and City line.

 

[mcshroom]

Using the Arch slide-rule I say Elephant and Castle

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Using the little known, Nancy 'Bird' Walton Jump, first developed in Australia in the '30s, and widely adopted by Qantas, I'll have to say Watford Junction