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ASC1951

Guru
Location
Yorkshire
Although I do lift the wipers and fold the mirrors on the cars near work that park on the zebra crossings/outside the fire exit.
Not just me, then? Especially anything I find parked on the pavement - but the passenger mirror, so that the driver has to get out again.
 
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extimus uero philosophus
Location
'ampsheeeer
Not just me, then? Especially anything I find parked on the pavement - but the passenger mirror, so that the driver has to get out again.


I leave the passenger mirror alone. Reason being they wont use it, too lazy to get out and correct it down here. Driver's side is still enough of a pain, esp in winter when they wind the window down to push it back, car gets cold, they get cold.
 

Norm

Guest
but thats a rope knife - it will only cut rope :tongue: - HnS can be retarded :biggrin:
Indeed, which is where H&S desk jockeys good intentions come unstuck. If you are allowed to take "rope knives" onto site, you will start to use them for cutting the plastic ties around pallets, for which they work quite well. Then you'll start to use them for slitting open plastic bags, for which they just about work. Then you'll start to use them for cutting cable ties, which they don't really do very well at all, and they have become more dangerous than the knives that they replaced.
 
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extimus uero philosophus
Location
'ampsheeeer
I work in catering, so I can get away with using knives. :tongue:

In fact I often use knives to cut open boxes, etc. Sometimes they go blunt, so I sharpen them on broken plate. H&S would go mental. I suppose you just have to be sensible.
 

david1701

Well-Known Member
Location
Bude, Cornwall
lolololol
 

dellzeqq

pre-talced and mighty
Location
SW2
I'd love to know what would have been made of us regularly putting a full size pillar drill on a bench and it being held steady* for drilling 2" holes in end grain for oak newel posts because £400 wouldn't be spent on a steady of the right size for the lathes.


* steadyish.
crikey - youth of today! What's wrong with a hand auger?
 

XmisterIS

Purveyor of fine nonsense
They get 'em started young nowadays ...
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Fiona N

Veteran
Its a very simple skill to learn once you realise how to do it. My workmate is the best at sharpening knives. He's a chef and uses japanese stones.

Knife sharpening is sort of my 'house present' when I stay with people.

So often their lovely kitchen knives are 'blunt enough to ride to Edinburgh', as my Mum used to say, and thus very dangerous. I can usually borrow an oilstone from somewhere and sharpen the lot in an hour - something I learnt to do when I worked in a butchers as my Saturday job while at school.

At home I've two Japanese double stones (coarse/med and med/fine) and use a ceramic 'steel' in between proper sharpenings so my knives do tend to scalpel-like. The only accident we've ever had was when a guy dropped a boning knife he was abusing and then tried to catch it* :ohmy: You never do that - just jump backwards fast.


* Nearly severed his thumb - there was so much blood it looked like a particular nasty murder scene.
 

asterix

Comrade Member
Location
Limoges or York
I'm pretty good with chisels. You could shave with my chisels. I use a British carborundum stone I inherited from Grandad, come to think of it 2 of my best chisels were his including a morticing job that I didn't appreciate till I started doing oak_framing. It's a beast.
 
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