Most embarrassing moment

[Ellebells]

Had one today: cycling in a group very slowly the rider in front of me slipped on mud, I was not keeping distance also chatting to rider next to me. It was a pile up: could not take a seat at the cafe, was caked in mud

It was a bit of a 'Carry on Cycling' moment @Pat "5mph" but probably my fault as the other rider who was distracting you by chatting It was a shame you had to drink your double espresso standing up I hope you got cleaned up ok!

 

[Pat "5mph"]

It was a bit of a 'Carry on Cycling' moment @Pat "5mph" but probably my fault as the other rider who was distracting you by chatting It was a shame you had to drink your double espresso standing up I hope you got cleaned up ok!

All has been washed - me included, had to go under the shower before my next appointment

 

[Ellebells]

All has been washed - me included, had to go under the shower before my next appointment

Glad to hear it

 

[Saluki]

Not a cycling 'moment' but I did once manage to get my skirt caught in my knickers without realising when leaving the loos at Crewe Station. The breeze let me know of my faux pas fairly smartly though.

 

[Berties]

going to fast in the rugby club car park ,four car park marshals stood in front of a one armed gate, then they moved went to go around them,and straight into the gate slide on my harris all down the car park,got up being brave!!!

 

[Jon George]

Having been slightly cut up by a driver, who then proceeded to occupy most of the ASL we were approaching, I decided to overtake the rascal and swing in and take my place in front of him to wait for the lights to change. It was the first ride out on my #2 Winter bike and I had forgotten the SPD settings on that bike were a tad tight - something I'd been intending to fix the night before. I fell to my left, just where the rather deep gutter-puddle was ...

I can probably think of others if I ponder long enough, but I'm going to draw a veil over whatever dark memories may be laying in wait for me. I hope this will suffice as an answer to the OP's question, because I just don't want to go there.

 

[ross cordon]

my moment came when I was stood up POWERING up a hill got to the point where I needed to sit down and as I did got the padding of my shorts hooked on the underneath of my seat and as I sat the shorts came down and showed the whole of the moon .

 

[JayMac]

That depends on her attractiveness

 

[wiggydiggy]

I think i have mentioned mine before. When i first started cycling i was struggling up a hill and with all the effort i farted, at that moment another cyclist went past me

Lol something similar where I found eating a big bowl of chilli just before a all night ride makes for an amusing ride.

The silence through the night was intermittently broken by me parp, parp, parping my way along.....

Oh and confidently stopping to help some fellow that had a puncture, then finding I was sans little gromit for my pump was a tad embarrassing too lol