Most used rebuke

[Big T]

What phrase do you use to rebuke the errant motorist?

Mine are "Learn to Drive!"

and

"Are you blind or what?" (with a suitable expletive added)

 

[domtyler]

I generally shout "Get off the ferkin phone you caaaant" irrespective of whether they are or not. Works well when there are lots of pedestrians around too!

 

[hackbike 6]

Nice.​

 

[Joe24]

When they tell me to use the cycle facility i shout "I am"
Anything else just gets a loud "Love you" or a Heff Hof.
Or even a very very loud "OOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII" soon gets there attention.
Or whatever else comes to mind that i feel like shouting at them.

 

[515mm]

"Indicate you donkey!"

Every night, whilst I'm trying to turn right on the mini-roundabout at the Loughor end of Loughor Bridge. (At all the approaching f@ckwits who turn left without indicating.)

 

[stephenb]

"have you got a licence?"

usually followed by "from this country??"

 

[Maz]

In the style of Alan Partridge: You daft racist!

 

[yenrod]

You F^&*$N' D@%K

 

[stephenb]

In the style of Alan Partridge: You daft racist!

if you mean me Maz you're quite wrong (you aren't the only one of the board from an ethnic minority or who has an OH who is). I have no problem with anyone's race, religion etc, you know the script. But if a driver doesn't have a UK driver's licence they're potentially a menace.

OTOH if you meant that's your most used rebuke then it's a sad refelction on what you must cop.

 

[Cab]

"My, we are an angry little *****, aren't we?"

 

[Maz]

if you mean me Maz you're quite wrong.

Eh? Don't get this. I'm neither calling you a racist, nor Alan Partridge.
And, no, I've never used that as a rebuke. It just sounds funny.

 

[stephenb]

Eh? Don't get this. I'm neither calling you a racist, nor Alan Partridge.
And, no, I've never used that as a rebuke. It just sounds funny.

thought you were reacting to the "from this country" part of my OP. me just touchy today, dunno why.

 

[Disgruntled Goat]

"A signal would be nice"

"No, please, don't mind me"

"Your indicators aren't working"

"Cock-knocker"

"Twat-knacker"

"Can you get off the phone and concentrate on your driving before you kill someone?"

"Urnnghhhhhh" (with my tounge stuck under my lower lip a la Joey Deacon)

 

[Disgruntled Goat]

Blow them a kiss. It drives 'em wiiild.

 

[yello]

I like these....

"My, we are an angry little prick, aren't we?"

Blow them a kiss. It drives 'em wiiild.

...I have surprised myself with the torrent of foul language I've unleashed when riled.... given that I normally just put up with incidents, smile and carry on.