Most used rebuke

Discussion in 'Commuting' started by Big T, 17 Jun 2008.

  1. Big T

    Big T Veteran

    What phrase do you use to rebuke the errant motorist?

    Mine are "Learn to Drive!"


    "Are you blind or what?" (with a suitable expletive added)
  2. domtyler

    domtyler Über Member

    I generally shout "Get off the ferkin phone you caaaant" irrespective of whether they are or not. Works well when there are lots of pedestrians around too! :laugh:
  3. hackbike 6

    hackbike 6 New Member

    The Mile End Road.
  4. Joe24

    Joe24 More serious cyclist than Bonj

    When they tell me to use the cycle facility i shout "I am"
    Anything else just gets a loud "Love you" or a Heff Hof.
    Or even a very very loud "OOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII" soon gets there attention.
    Or whatever else comes to mind that i feel like shouting at them.
  5. 515mm

    515mm Well-Known Member

    "Indicate you donkey!"

    Every night, whilst I'm trying to turn right on the mini-roundabout at the Loughor end of Loughor Bridge. (At all the approaching f@ckwits who turn left without indicating.;))
  6. stephenb

    stephenb Über Member

    "have you got a licence?"

    usually followed by "from this country??"
  7. Maz

    Maz Legendary Member

    In the style of Alan Partridge: You daft racist!
  8. yenrod

    yenrod Guest

    You F^&*$N' D@%K
  9. stephenb

    stephenb Über Member

    if you mean me Maz you're quite wrong (you aren't the only one of the board from an ethnic minority or who has an OH who is). I have no problem with anyone's race, religion etc, you know the script. But if a driver doesn't have a UK driver's licence they're potentially a menace.

    OTOH if you meant that's your most used rebuke then it's a sad refelction on what you must cop.
  10. Cab

    Cab New Member

    "My, we are an angry little *****, aren't we?"
  11. Maz

    Maz Legendary Member

    Eh? Don't get this. I'm neither calling you a racist, nor Alan Partridge.
    And, no, I've never used that as a rebuke. It just sounds funny.
  12. stephenb

    stephenb Über Member

    thought you were reacting to the "from this country" part of my OP. me just touchy today, dunno why.:tongue:
  13. Disgruntled Goat

    Disgruntled Goat New Member

    "A signal would be nice"

    "No, please, don't mind me"

    "Your indicators aren't working"



    "Can you get off the phone and concentrate on your driving before you kill someone?"

    "Urnnghhhhhh" (with my tounge stuck under my lower lip a la Joey Deacon)
  14. Disgruntled Goat

    Disgruntled Goat New Member

    Blow them a kiss. It drives 'em wiiild.
  15. yello

    yello Guru

    I like these....

    ...I have surprised myself with the torrent of foul language I've unleashed when riled.... given that I normally just put up with incidents, smile and carry on.
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