A friend Of mine came home early one day to find his wife lying naked on the bed. Perturbed at this unusual behaviour he asked her why she was doing so, and she replied that it was because she was hot. He didn't believe her so he looked under the bed, in the en-suite and finally the wardrobe, where he found a man, stark naked, sporadically clapping his hands.
"What the f*ck are you doing in my wardrobe?" he asked
"I'm from the council, and I'm investigating an outbreak of clothes moths." The guy replied
"But you're stark naked!" said my friend.
The guy from the council looked down and said "The little bastards!"