Motorist Reports Self to Police

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spen666

Legendary Member
A bizarre incident on my commute. I had cause to speak to a motorist regarding his driving. Initially he was polite and chatty, until lights changed when he threatened me if I did not shut his door. He drove off. Incident over?

Next lights a 100 yards away I end up ahead of him as a result of advanced stop line. He drives behind me, sounding his horn and close passes me. When he passes he demands I pull over as he wanted a chat. I suggested we stop at police station nearby. He drove off.

I forgot about incident and carried on my way to work.

2 miles or so up the road I see on a slip road a police car with lights on and a vehicle stopped. Police are speaking to the driver. It is same driver from the incident before.

I decide if police have stopped him for something else, they should be made aware of the earlier incident. I speak to one of the police officers and as I do so, the man says to police "thats him".

At which point police arrest him. They take a statement from me and then tell me they had not stopped him, but he had approached them and confessed to a public order offence involving a cyclist!

He was later interviewed for allegations of dangerous driving (overtake and threats), careless driving, initial incident and the public order offence!

Bizarrely if he had not stopped, the incident would never have come to police attention and I would not have approached the police car!

Karma?
 

400bhp

Guru
Huh:wacko:

Did you dream this. Unbelievable^_^
 

raleighnut

Legendary Member
I get the feeling he had stopped to talk to the police about the 'hooligan' behaviour of a cyclist in hope of getting you arrested but it backfired on him, serves him right. :cycle::giggle:
 

Ganymede

Veteran
Location
Rural Kent
You have to keep us up to date with this one, @spen666 - you might be called as a witness and we'll finally get to know what occurred. Maybe he got pulled over for some subsequent stupidity and blamed you for having been distracted or something.

It has created a dreamlike idea of a world in which motorists get out of their cars and abase themselves in front of the cyclists they have tormented, it's like Communist Self-Criticism.
 

fimm

Veteran
Location
Edinburgh
I'm with Raleighnut - he stopped to complain to the police and then discovered that his idea of inappropriate behaviour and the law's are not the same...
 

Drago

Legendary Member
Brilliant news!

A mate of mine inadvertently let his MOT run out and drove around without realising. When it came to light he immediate got it tested, and it passed.

When he recounted thus to me I jokingly told him he should turn himself in, because with anpr the dibble would know he'd been naughty and it would be a lesser punishment if he came clean before they caught up with him.

Alas, the daft eejut thought I was serious and turned himself it! Fortunately they politely told him to go away.
 
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