Motorist Reports Self to Police

[spen666]

I submit exhibit A, m'lud.

Is this in your own handwriting, sir?

(OK, I'll put the wig on. My great-great-great-great grandfather was a perukier, so I'm sure I can get a wig from the attic. It might be a bit moth-eaten though. Sorry.)

And if you take the whole of the post from the last quote, I listed my working and said the sentence you quotes]d sarcastically after posting that I had been working with or against the CPS formy working career ie in 4 different decades

 

[spen666]

Fair enough

That is not me in the pictures - far too slim

 

[w00hoo_kent]

I was wearing as I normally do the jersey from the ride you refer to. It has emblazoned across it UK POLICE UNITY TOUR which is the name of the event

Cool, and no explanations needed :-)

 

[noodle]

Want one of those high viz vests for work
Any links

 

[spen666]

Google polite hi viz vest. Loads of retailers sell them online

 

[noodle]

Cheers

 

[spen666]

It gets more interesting!

I had a phone call from the witness care people this morning. Driver has apparently admitted offence, been fined & 3 points on licence. No surprise there, but witness care say was ordered to pay me £46 compensation as well.

I'm gobsmacked. I never expected any compensation order, nor do I understand how the unusual figure of £46 is arrived at.

If I get the compensation, it will be going straight to charity as I neither wanted or needed any compensation

 

[Markymark]

I thought they go to a victim's fund anyway? Good for you either way.

 

[benb]

Are you sure this isn't a Franz Fafka story?

 

[spen666]

I thought they go to a victim's fund anyway? Good for you either way.

That was my thought, but they were insistent the money went to me. As I say if it does, its off to the COPS charity that I support

 

[spen666]

[QUOTE 3306415, member: 45"]That's about the cost of a new jersey.[/QUOTE]
You think its a subtle message from the Mags re my attire?

 

[glasgowcyclist]

Do you think there's some poor sod on a car forum who has had the p*ss royally taken after recounting this story from his side? I'd love to see that thread!


GC

 

[Markymark]

Do you think there's some poor sod on a car forum who has had the p*ss royally taken after recounting this story from his side? I'd love to see that thread!


GC

Yeah, like even with all facts blaming the motorists you think they'll not be blaming the cyclist for being on their road and not paying any tax or insurance?

 

[glasgowcyclist]

Yeah, like even with all facts blaming the motorists you think they'll not be blaming the cyclist for being on their road and not paying any tax or insurance?

That's par for the course. I want to know how he worded cutting up a cyclist then handing himself in to the first cop he saw. Nobber. (not you!)

GC

 

[glenn forger]

Post to make this thread into a film, one post, one vote.