Mr Fishy's astonishing poo

[TVC]

I know it's only January, but this is a contender for thread title of the year.

 

[ufkacbln]

At Haslar some years ago there was a "turd phantom"

There were small neat deposits in the most obscure places like on the top of a TV, on a window ledge etc.

The speed was also impressive.

At one point someone got into the shower , pulled curtain across, switched shower on to find a "deposit" had been made in his wash bag!

Never caught, and now part of Naval myth and legend

 

[Brandane]

At Haslar some years ago there was a "turd phantom"

There were small neat deposits in the most obscure places like on the top of a TV, on a window ledge etc.

The speed was also impressive.

At one point someone got into the shower , pulled curtain across, switched shower on to find a "deposit" had been made in his wash bag!

Never caught, and now part of Naval myth and legend

Perhaps she emigrated to France?
Probably NSFW, or meal times.