Mr Kipling's exceedingly good products... what's your fave?

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Maz

Guru
My all-time favourite is The Jungle Book. I love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

vernon

Harder than Ronnie Pickering
Location
Meanwood, Leeds
This:

IF you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise:
If you can dream - and not make dreams your master;
If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools:

If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: 'Hold on!'

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
' Or walk with Kings - nor lose the common touch,
if neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And - which is more - you'll be a Man, my son!
 

Fnaar

Smutmaster General
Location
Thumberland
Bakewell tarts (yes, I know they're not the same as the real thing... they're actually nicer! :tongue:)

and French Fancies
 

Shaun

Founder
Moderator
Apple Pies for me. Even at my ripe old age, I still sneak one out of mum's kitchen cupboard when we take little Ms. Admin to visit the Grandparents. (Maybe it's the sneaking that makes them taste better? :thumbsup: )

Cheers,
Shaun :biggrin:
 
OP
OP
Fab Foodie

Fab Foodie

hanging-on in quiet desperation ...
Location
Kirton, Devon.
Apple Pies for me. Even at my ripe old age, I still sneak one out of mum's kitchen cupboard when we take little Ms. Admin to visit the Grandparents. (Maybe it's the sneaking that makes them taste better? :thumbsup: )

Cheers,
Shaun :biggrin:

Love 'em!
Didn't they used to make a slightly larger individual pies? I seem to recall them from my youth, nomming away on them at the beach :becool:
 
My all-time favourite is The Jungle Book. I love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's available as an ibook for the iPad thingy and also as a download so my dad has it on his computer.
 

Fnaar

Smutmaster General
Location
Thumberland
Kippers knickers - rivalling an anchovie's gusset for top spot as the smelliest thing in the universe. How can you equate that with an apple pie :blink:

Are these both similar in taste to the cat's pyjamas or dog's b0ll*cks?
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Kestevan

Last of the Summer Winos
Location
Holmfirth.
I'm with FM on this - horrible, sticky, tat churned out from a industrial process.

Now - a nice fresh eccles cake or Yorkshire Curd Tart from the local bakery is a different kettle of monkies entirely.......
 

Firestorm

Veteran
Location
Southend on Sea
There is always a place for cheap cakes, hardly classy I know , and Mr K is the king...

Fruit pies, Viennese whirls, Bakewells , individual victoria sponges.

i agree they are sickly at times, which is why I tend to stop eating after one box !
 
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