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Mud enema? Mostball massage?

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by Globalti, 21 May 2008.

  1. Globalti

    Globalti Legendary Member

    Hi Folks, your intrepid reporter here; just escaped from 3 days in Serbia and now languishing in a "spa" hotel in Szeged, a nice Hungarian town on the river Tisza near the border. The place is full of oldies here for the arthritis treatment, I think my only chance of making it with the tracksuit-clad beauty in the swimming pool (equipped with hoists and plenty of steps) is to have one of the many treatments on offer. But what?

    Underwater medical gymnastics? Underwater jet massage? Medical mud pack (for locomotor disorders and rheumatic pains)? Physicotherapeutic treatment (ultrasound, diadynamic, interference, magnetotherapy)? Aquajogging?

    Or should I just waltz up (or maybe shuffle up) and ask her for a Tokai enema or a cardigan and camphor assisted personal massage?

    I'm confused.
     
  2. I would go for the Campag assisted massage - that way you could slip out of your gear easily...:biggrin:

    (Joke at expense of self there :tongue:)
     
  3. snorri

    snorri Legendary Member

    Is there a treatment for double posting on a cycling forum:?:

    :tongue:
     
  4. tdr1nka

    tdr1nka Taking the biscuit

    I was living in fear of a third attempt at this post; 'Mud enema? Moistball massage?'
     
  5. I'd go for the mudpack. It probably involves her smearing mud all over you, wrapping you in something and then hosing you down afterwards. She may take 'special' requests.
     
  6. Dayvo

    Dayvo Just passin' through

    Mud enema!? Sounds suspiciously like fudge packing/uphill gardening! :biggrin:
     
  7. Mudenema.
    Playing for Chelsea tonight...
     
  8. yenrod

    yenrod Guest

    Rigid - I feel you've great chances there...
     
  9. Keith Oates

    Keith Oates Janner

    Watch the lady you fancy the most and see what therapy she's enjoys giving, then go for that one and lay back and enjoy the feeling!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  10. NickM

    NickM Veteran

    There speaks the voice of experience...
     
  11. domtyler

    domtyler Über Member

    Just get out a wad of fifties RR, everyone's got their price! :biggrin:
     
  12. mikeitup

    mikeitup Senior Member

    Location:
    Walsall
    What???

    They stick a Japanese Strat/SG/LP copy up your jacksy?? :sad::ohmy: :biggrin:
     
  13. Fnaar

    Fnaar Smutmaster General

    Location:
    Thumberland
    I put this in the other thread of the same name (now languishing on p2). I still stand by this sterling advice:

    Ask her if she does personal muscle manipulation. Or just mime a bl0wj0b, with an enquiring look on your face...
     
  14. Renard

    Renard Guest

    For as much good as an enema will do you might as well shove it up your arse!
     
  15. red_tom

    red_tom New Member

    Location:
    East London
    Public enema number 1.