Mud enema? Mothball massage?

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by Globalti, 21 May 2008.

  1. Globalti

    Globalti Legendary Member

    Hi Folks, your intrepid reporter here; just escaped from 3 days in Serbia and now languishing in a "spa" hotel in Szeged, a nice Hungarian town on the river Tisza near the border. The place is full of oldies here for the arthritis treatment, I think my only chance of making it with the tracksuit-clad beauty in the swimming pool (equipped with hoists and plenty of steps) is to have one of the many treatments on offer. But what?

    Underwater medical gymnastics? Underwater jet massage? Medical mud pack (for locomotor disorders and rheumatic pains)? Physicotherapeutic treatment (ultrasound, diadynamic, interference, magnetotherapy)? Aquajogging?

    Or should I just waltz up (or maybe shuffle up) and ask her for a Tokai enema or a cardigan and camphor assisted personal massage?

    I'm confused.
  2. Fnaar

    Fnaar Smutmaster General

    Ask her if she does personal muscle manipulation. Or just mime a bl0wj0b, with an enquiring look on your face... :tongue:
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