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Haha class.
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Haha class.
LCpl Boiled Egg
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I thought my Mum had made that one up, as I have NEVER heard of anyone else saying it! That particular one has extended over the years to include New Years's Eve, and then to having damp washing around the house on either of those days. It makes no difference to me because I don't believe in such rubbish...
EltonFrog
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My mum had little brass Buddhas dotted about the home usually over the doors, she would occasionally rub their tummies as she entered the room or home "for luck" she would say. She died aged 48.
My mother had some strange ways, she would only eat in cafes and restaurants with her own cutlery. She once told me that all women with very short hair were lesbians. Strange woman.
My mother had some strange ways, she would only eat in cafes and restaurants with her own cutlery. She once told me that all women with very short hair were lesbians. Strange woman.
The Horse's Mouth
Proud to be an Inverted snob!
Take off your coat, you wont feel the benefit of it.
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Schmilliemoo
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When walking down a paved street:
If you stand on a square you'll marry a bear
If you stand on a line you marry a swine
If you stand on a crack you'll marry a man with a broken back.
All I'll say is I've trodden on a LOT of lines hehe.
If you stand on a square you'll marry a bear
If you stand on a line you marry a swine
If you stand on a crack you'll marry a man with a broken back.
All I'll say is I've trodden on a LOT of lines hehe.
deptfordmarmoset
Full time tea drinker
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It took me a long time before I dared to swallow chewing gum for fear of it wrapping itself around my heart. To be fair, though, that was probably more playground lore than home myth.
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Schmilliemoo
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Ah good call it may well have been
Alan Frame
Gnu
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"I'm doing this for your own good...."
Never bloody was !
Never bloody was !
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Schmilliemoo
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"This'll hurt me more than it hurts you" hmmmm
Alan Frame
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Never walk under a ladder.
Once, when following that advice, I got bashed round the back of the head by a bloke turning out of a carpet shop carrying a roll of Axminster !
Once, when following that advice, I got bashed round the back of the head by a bloke turning out of a carpet shop carrying a roll of Axminster !
Shut Up Legs
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Well, that would improve TV considerably.
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Schmilliemoo
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The ice cream van chimes means he has run out of ice cream...
Omg haha I've never heard that one!
