Mundane News

[fossyant]

Puma decided not to stay still and pose for a picture..

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Its Mikey from Monsters Inc.

 

[TVC]

Breaking news........ @potsy has sold his car and has arranged alternative transport to get him to the kebab van

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Puma needs to go on a diet.

 

[TVC]

Has George Osborne abducted? Channel 4 News wanted to know if anyone had seen him.

It has been noted on Twitter that before the budget you couldn't get him off the telly, but since IDS dropped a stinking pile on his doorstep he has vanished.

 

[GM]

Puma decided not to stay still and pose for a picture..

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Is that what they mean by a one eyed cat?

 

[Illaveago]

Dropped the car in for the A/C to be fixed. The two pipes arrived on Friday (£280 for pipes ). Also asked for the rear pads to be changed as you need a piston winding tool, and for the front anti-roll bar stabiliser links to be changed (slight knock on speed bumps). The mechanics also serviced the pistons as they were sticking a little (common on older cars).

The wrong links were sent (happened last time so no surprise) but I have to collect tomorrow as they were running out of time. Mechanics have found a split in the intake pipe, but I can replace this as I can get one for £20 off ebay, or indeed repair it depending upon how bad.

Going to be a dear do, but it's been a cheap car to run the last 14 years !!! Wear and tear. The guy thought the car was on a private plate before he realised it was indeed a 2002 car (I keep it in good nick).

I sympathize with you having to pay to have the work done on your car. I am at least spared some of those costs being able to do most of the repairs myself.

 

[GrumpyGregry]

My local 7 Eleven has sold out of Sødmælk and I am having to make do with Letmælk instead.

 

[IBarrett]

An angle grinder locking 'key' works as a piston winding tool.

 

[vernon]

The fruits of my labour today with Adobe Illustrator and a laser cutter.

 

[potsy]

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The fruits of my labour today with Adobe Illustrator and a laser cutter.

You need a job

 

[vernon]

You need a job

In the leisure industry....

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

It has been noted on Twitter that before the budget you couldn't get him off the telly, but since IDS dropped a stinking pile on his doorstep he has vanished.

Anybody here missed him?

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

My local 7 Eleven has sold out of Sødmælk and I am having to make do with Letmælk instead.

Is that semi-skimmed or skimmed?

 

[TVC]

Anybody here missed him?

Yes, I want to see the smug, shiny faced git squirm.

 

[PeteXXX]

Mrs Pete purchased a jar of lemon marmalade t'other day. It's bloody awful!
She didn't like it either.

 

[TVC]

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The fruits of my labour today with Adobe Illustrator and a laser cutter.

Aren't you supposed to be teaching kids?