Mundane News

[mybike]

I didn't shave today.

What's shaving?

Not sleeping well with the early sun rise.

Going to buy an eye cover and feel elderly.

Remember to take it off when you get up.

 

[mybike]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/ukn...s-200k-of-toblerone-chocolate-from-lorry.html

Wife says they deserve prison because they didn't share any with her.

 

[Archie_tect]

MissA_T has passed her PGCE maths test, so she's starting her teacher training in September! She'd already perfected her Year 5/6 Paddington Hard Stare.

 

[vernon]

I'm in Carlisle

 

[tyred]

There appears to be an occurrence of precipitation outside. Again

 

[hopless500]

I'm in Oxford

I'm not.

 

[tyred]

I'm in Oxford

I've bought a one-way ticket to Heaven from the parish priest.

 

[Moon bunny]

I've bought a one-way ticket to Heaven from the parish priest.

I bought mine from P&O Ferries.

 

[tyred]

Will they let you in, when you get there?

I've packed a cordless drill to drill out the lock if necessary

 

[Archie_tect]

I'm in the office.

 

[Tin Pot]

I may go for a bike ride this evening.

 

[mybike]

There appears to be an occurrence of precipitation outside. Again

Here as well.

 

[Tin Pot]

I may go for a bike ride this evening.

In fact, I did not.

 

[gbb]

Fish and chips were crap tonight.
Cod...not IMO, too much grey flesh, didnt taste like cod, didnt look like it.
Chips...not fresh, oily, horrible.

Shame, its a good chippie normally, tonights was way below par.

 

[mybike]

Here as well.

But only briefly.