Mundane News

Status
Not open for further replies.
Page may contain affiliate links. Please see terms for details.

Andy_R

Hard of hearing..I said Herd of Herring..oh FFS..
Location
County Durham
I'm sorry, but you guys aren't taking this heatwave seriously....there are Geordies dying naked in the streets. The males took their vests off and started wearing shorts in February, and the females didn't even bother changing into winter plumage (boob tube and a skater skirt) last December as it was so warm it didn't freeze the milk on the doorstep...the poor souls just can't cope with the heat, and haven't migrated North to the Arctic Circle yet....
 
Last edited:

deptfordmarmoset

Full time tea drinker
Location
Armonmy Way
This afternoon 1 of the guys on the shop floor walked into the office and handed out ice lollies, what a star :okay:
Did he give the boss a rocketing?

rocketice.jpg
 

classic33

Leg End Member
I'm sorry, but you guys aren't taking this heatwave seriously....there are Geordies dying naked in the streets. The males took their vests off and started wearing shorts in February, and the females didn't even bother changing into winter plumage (boob tube and a skater skirt) last December as it was so warm it didn't freeze the milk on the doorstep...the poor souls just can't cope with the heat, and haven't migrated North to the Arctic Circle yet....
When it gets warm I'll let you know.
 

TVC

Guest
Has anyone seen Scaramouche doing a fandango yet?
No I haven't, but I'm just a poor boy from a poor family.
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Top Bottom