Mundane News

[Lullabelle]

Just been catching up on the TdF again. Is it just me that sits and yells at the tv, "get out the farkin way you numpties"?
Some of those spectators could do with a good slap

It isn't just you, some people really are stupid.

 

[Lullabelle]

TVC has gone back to work, the moron responsible is probably sat at home with a beer watching football

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

I just put my birthday mudguards on my bike and while I was at I gave the nether regions a bit of a spruce up and cleaned and oiled the chain. Whether it was entirely wise to do this wearing a white birthday polo shirt is another question....

Edited to make slightly more sense.

 

[HertzvanRental]

I just put my birthday mudguards on my bike and while I was at it gave the nether regions a bit of a spruce up and cleaned and oiled the chain. Whether it was entirely wise to do this wearing a white birthday polo shirt is another question....

So, you cleaned and oiled the chain, AND spruced up your nether regions? I am amazed at your dexterity!

 

[shouldbeinbed]

My dog is a daffodil

 

[hopless500]

I just put my birthday mudguards on my bike and while I was at it gave the nether regions a bit of a spruce up and cleaned and oiled the chain. Whether it was entirely wise to do this wearing a white birthday polo shirt is another question....

Your nether regions needed a spruce up?

 

[hopless500]

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My dog is a daffodil

Oh dear

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

So, you cleaned and oiled the chain, AND spruced up your nether regions? I am amazed at your dexterity!

Your nether regions needed a spruce up?

Things can get a bit grubby below the bottom bracket....

 

[HertzvanRental]

Things can get a bit grubby below the bottom bracket....

Clean, lube, and check the length!! If faulty, replace!!

 

[Katherine]

The first time it hurt like hell, still hurts but not as much. The biking area is the worst

I've been going all my whole life and I barely feel it now!!

 

[Katherine]

Packing not going well.

 

[Lullabelle]

I've been going all my whole life and I barely feel it now!!

I only go once a year and I am pleasantly surprised how long it takes for the hair to grow back now.

 

[Lullabelle]

At work today the drink machine wasn't working so I rang the company who suggested switching it off for a couple of minutes then switch it back on, so I did and it rebooted and started working again. Ladies and gentlemen I am now officially an engineer

 

[Lullabelle]

 

[EltonFrog]

When I was in that there London today I saw a London Taxi Driver reading an A-Z street map whilst moving . Naughty.